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Old 2011-05-12, 18:20
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I really really want to punch the dudes who filmed those raping stuff. "Poor Girl pukes while getting boned by a footballteam" or something like that.
Funny how we go nuts over this site
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Old 2011-05-12, 18:47
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Frankly, the knowledge that we're but a thin smattering sandwiched in between lethal combinations of natural laws, snatching a brief glimmer of conscious thought from a temporary collection of molecules, does not in any way make me feel any better about the time and effort put into sites such as the one above. At all.


Doesn't make me feel better, but I just think about things in a very odd and broad perspective sometimes. Sometimes stuff like that kinda wakes me up into reality rather than brings me closer to humanity's morals and reasons. For instance, I took an entire class on genocide. That class makes you both question people's incentives and moral values as well as life itself. Shocking material can often pull me out of "society" and "morality" and just make me go on an existential rampage where I question much broader topics. I think I'm a very strange and confused robot
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-05-13, 22:09
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Lads, this is the funny internet crap thread, not the snuff and porn thread. Stay on topic.

Found a video of a guy vomiting whilst being beheaded and the vomit shoots out of his slit throat like a water pistol! HILARIOUS!

http://www.realogrish.com/beheading...g-beheaded.html
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Old 2011-05-14, 02:38
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srsly?. . .
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Old 2011-05-14, 08:22
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Unfortunately, he isn't lying
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-05-17, 14:34
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My friends and I made a song all about huffing jenkem. If you like jenkem or horrible crunk music take a listen: http://soundcloud.com/whalesonstilts/jenk

For those of you that are a little slow, jenkem is fermented shit that people huff to get high. (I am actually white so I do not partake in huffing jenkem, nor does anyone I know)
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Old 2011-05-19, 21:12
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Put some more bass in that and I can totally see it at a jam.

In other news, I love my species.
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Old 2011-06-03, 09:00
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This is both funny (because the guy is Asian and Asian people make me laugh) and impressive.

http://joketube.tv/an-asian-creative-v2205/

It also seems like a pretty good waste of time if this guy doesn't amount to anything successful... If I had that much time on my hands I would spend it getting good at ONE thing, instead of 10.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-06-03, 09:53
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Well, if I were an action film director, I could have a ton of fun with this guy.
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Old 2011-06-03, 12:44
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True that... what I would use him for, however, is pure entertainment. First I would have to get really rich and have a massive glass box constructed inside my mansion. Then I would build an insane gym for him to fuck around in all day for $100 per hour. He could certainly entertain my guests when I would host parties.
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Old 2011-06-03, 14:07
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I can do that. I just don't want to. That was crazy cool.
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Old 2011-06-03, 14:57
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True that... what I would use him for, however, is pure entertainment. First I would have to get really rich and have a massive glass box constructed inside my mansion. Then I would build an insane gym for him to fuck around in all day for $100 per hour. He could certainly entertain my guests when I would host parties.


You just lifted my dreams of wealth and fortune to a whole new level.
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Old 2011-06-03, 15:23
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Now, now, Amadeus. He said glass and everyone knows glass and chainsaws don't mix well. The reverberation is just too much.
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Old 2011-06-05, 14:54
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Not with the world's best glass! And if you are rich you can get anything you want (even a 50 foot golden hippo statue constructed on the moon with your name engraved in it).

I'm glad I have opened your eyes to the possibilities of wealth, Amadeus!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-06-05, 17:54
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This is both funny (because the guy is Asian and Asian people make me laugh) and impressive.

http://joketube.tv/an-asian-creative-v2205/

It also seems like a pretty good waste of time if this guy doesn't amount to anything successful... If I had that much time on my hands I would spend it getting good at ONE thing, instead of 10.


A few years ago I had some classes with a couple of kids who could do this kind of shit easily. One was Asian. Coincidence?

The layout of the university made it a very interesting place to do this kind of shit. I'm far too big for that nonsense, but they did teach me how to run up a wall. I haven't done it in a while because it seems like an excellent way to pull a hamstring at my size. There are a few guys my size who can do this type of shit, though, like this guy.
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Old 2011-06-16, 09:11
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Old 2011-06-16, 09:13
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Old 2011-06-16, 14:48
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haha..

All of this riot footage is making me sick. The large majority of Canadians(especially young) hate our government right now and what it's doing to our country..and we only go and riot, torch around 20 cars, beat the shit out of people, loot and steal.. when a hockey team loses a game.
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Old 2011-06-16, 18:48
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haha..

All of this riot footage is making me sick. The large majority of Canadians(especially young) hate our government right now and what it's doing to our country..and we only go and riot, torch around 20 cars, beat the shit out of people, loot and steal.. when a hockey team loses a game.

I always figured people in B.C. would be too high to pull off something like this haha.

Yeah it is pretty absurd though. I mean I can understand rioting for political reasons, but rioting over a game? A fucking GAME? Jesus Christ.
As stupid as it was, I still stayed up loling at the live footage. Thanks for the entertainment Vancouver!

edit: http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/...26893090034.jpg
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Old 2011-06-16, 21:54
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Thanks for the entertainment Vancouver!


Haha what's the deal about that? Canadians must be really really relaxed if this is worth for the news.
But riots and violence in cause of a game is extremely common in Europe (take a look at Poland, Serbia, Croatia, Germany etc.) so I probably get used to it.
Thinking about those circumstances I now get really interested in where the root of all this violence is...Anyway:
There is this one team I hate to death. Seriously I really hate them. It's not that kind of "yeah my mates hate them too so they're my enemy too okay?!"-hatred, I have reasons to hate them. Whenever those whores come to my town there are always a lot of riots, fights and police everywhere. 3 weeks ago they were here again and - no shit - they started to attack children besides us! I mean wtf is wrong with those stupid cunts. motherfucker

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzOUKODdZ4&
Yeah I see it's more like a celebration
Edit: HAHAHHAHA these guys are ridiculous "WHOOOOAHH MUFFLEDSCREAM"
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