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Short but Sweet!
What are your favorite songs that are short but sweet, like under 1:30
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2005-05-27, 15:58
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My Ass, Your Face
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Cephalic Carnage - Misguided
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2005-05-27, 16:05
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Anal Cunt - I got athletes foot showering at Mike's
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2005-05-27, 16:47
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2005-05-27, 17:15
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i saw some amazing guitarist play a short song,
heres a tab:
e:-----0
B:----0
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D:--0
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he said its an ancient chinese folk song called chuu-ning
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2005-05-27, 17:36
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Anything Pig Destroyer has done.
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2005-05-27, 20:36
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Napalm Death - You Suffer
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2005-05-27, 21:03
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Death to all but metal!
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Beat you Sam!!
Exhumed - Grubs
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2005-05-27, 21:13
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slack as fuck
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Ramones- R.A.M.O.N.E.S. (and when it's covered by motorhead)
Steve Vai- Ballerina 12/24
SOAD- DDevil
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2005-05-27, 22:54
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2005-05-27, 23:05
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HES BAAACK
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damn steve you beat me! ill take exhumed - disfigured corpse. but i like grubs better.
bum bum bum. BUHHH!!
anything by exhumed off the demos. thast the only short music i like. otherwise, learn how to write a complete song assholes
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2005-05-27, 23:22
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Mung Eater - Assaulted
Mung Eater - Pummeled by Insects
Ddevil is a goody... even if its kinda nu metal-ish
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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2005-05-27, 23:35
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Anything by FUCK!!........I'm Dead! or Nasum.
But Exhumed-Grubs gets my vote.
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2005-05-28, 00:50
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Fould Body Autopsy is short, is it under 1:30?
I think Necrophobic is like 1:38 so that cant count 
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2005-05-28, 01:03
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Life is pain.
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Sad Ex - Twisted by Torture
Sad Ex - Inner Spiritual
ANb - Spreading the Dis-ease
AxCx - Morbid Dead Guy
Napalm Death - Lucid Fairytale
The Berzerker - Monogrind
Fuck Im Dead - Colon Commando
Jizm Webs - Toasted Hemmoroids
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The Berzerker - Reality
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2005-05-28, 01:13
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Almost every Spazz and Hellnation song
Vaginal Jesus - No E.O.E.
Last days Of Humanity - From Flesh to Liquid Mess (fucking genius!!)
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2005-05-28, 01:20
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Pokémon Master
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All goregrind in general.
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2005-05-28, 01:39
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Air Guitar Hell - Steve Vai.....Best. Song. Ever.
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2005-05-28, 02:18
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A lot of instrumental intros to CDs...especially power metal intros.
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2005-06-13, 13:04
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Anything Pig Destroyer has done.
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2005-06-13, 14:27
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it's just over 1:30 but Necrophobic by Slayer
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2005-06-13, 14:42
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Ramones- R.A.M.O.N.E.S. (and when it's covered by Motorhead)
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2005-06-13, 18:34
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Spastic Ink - Just a Little Dirty
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Alot of Nasum songs. They are gods.
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2005-06-13, 19:53
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slack as fuck
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dude, that's an original Motorhead song, done as a kind of tribute to the Ramones, don't argue about that ever.
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sorry im a dubfuck... i heard the ramones one on their greatest hits live, the extra unreleaced crap after.. and then i heard the motorhead one sis i didnt know.. sorry 
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2005-06-14, 05:26
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songs by gut,retch,ldoh,cbt
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2005-06-14, 16:20
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Eh...maybe not anything, but what the hell. I second that.
"Fuck The Kids" by NoFx. 4 second song. Can't beat it time-wise.
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2005-06-14, 16:23
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la scrawl-their album short and sweet or smthing like that
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This song is better than all the other ones mentioned so far combined-
Nuclear Assault- Ping.
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Korpiklaani - Juokse Sinä Humma
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Eh...maybe not anything, but what the hell. I second that.
"Fuck The Kids" by NoFx. 4 second song. Can't beat it time-wise.
I think "Genital Grinder" by Carcass (covered by Pig Destroyer) is under a minute/thirty. Instrumental, too.
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A lot of Fuck I'm Dead songs, Delicious Dolop and Inject Me With AIDS stand out in particular.
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2005-06-15, 12:28
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The Kill-all the songs on their only album.......i dont think any song exceeds 1:40 seconds.......including the intros
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Libido Airbag - Schokopforte - feat. The Caviar Cowboys
Nunwhore Commando - Gatling Gun GoGo-Girls
Cliteater - The Death of J-Lo
Hemdale - Pretty much every song is short enough and they are all great
Goretorture - Terminated
Napalm Death - Anything off Scum
That will do.
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2005-06-15, 12:50
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all these goregrind bands have such weird names..lol
labido airbag,cock and ball torture,cliteater,nunwhore commando
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Cephalic Carnage - The Isle of California
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That reminds me:
Cannabism - Cephalic Carnage
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!
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