2005-05-14, 15:53
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Death to all but metal!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2005-05-14, 16:02
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pineapple cannibal
corpses in shortses.
threatened by sense
the special cases.
falsified phallicies
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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2005-05-14, 16:54
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Some girl at my school flashed me one day, her tits drooped down like missles so thats where I Torpedo Tits from.
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was she fat?
WARHEAD!!
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2005-05-14, 17:41
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My Ass, Your Face
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was she fat?
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No, not fat at all, she's hot though.
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-05-14, 17:42
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My Ass, Your Face
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Sand-Blasted Vagina is still my favorite one.
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Originally Posted by Requiem
Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-05-14, 18:18
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Cum Clean
Cumming in Socks
Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts
Latex Batteries
Microsoft Office [youll get sued guranteed]
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Made in France
Nipples in Chains
UR-E-THRA
Pool with Men
Ladies Night
Ball Juggling Elton John Fans
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-05-14, 19:34
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Arse hair and the clingons
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rofl That brought tears to my eyes!!!!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-05-14, 19:36
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Death to all but metal!
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Turd covered in burnt hair!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2005-05-14, 19:50
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My Ass, Your Face
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Smells like Vaginal Secretion
Dicks are for Chicks
Titi-fucker
Fucked in the Ear
Shiting Out Vomit
Kirsty Alley
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Originally Posted by Requiem
Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-05-14, 21:42
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Death by masturbation
Cock warts and forgotten stains
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That snatch is like a glove fit for God.
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2005-05-14, 22:13
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Fuck the x-files, the truth is anal.
Feed your kid cigars.
Patton was Hitler without a party.
Suck my corns and i'll make you cum.
The Haunted are now shit.
Leave prams in the road.
Babies are cunts.
After going down on you I conclude you shit from your cunt.
I've had enough of your scat in the bedroom.
Colon desires.
Use the shit stick.
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, it's not a swear word. Poo is.
Raped by elephant semen.
Replace tit-wank with brain-wank.
Your cunt burnt my cock off. Fuckin' whore.
This is a frigmant of your shit.
The word E does not exist.
Chewbacca is sexy.
My mom actually fucks your sister with her arm sized cock.
Poke him in the face till he bleeds.
The queen uses black mambas.
I'm right, you're wrong. Anal is the way.
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That snatch is like a glove fit for God.
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2005-05-14, 23:24
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The Haunted are now shit.
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rEVOLVEr kicked fvcking ass. what are u talking about??
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2005-05-15, 09:16
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Pete Dolving is in them, he is an awful vocalist & lyricist. Plus the riffs don't have the same catchy appeal like the ones found on the first two albums and come of the ones of the third. Hence:-
The Haunted are now shit.
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That snatch is like a glove fit for God.
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2005-05-15, 16:48
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My Ass, Your Face
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Anal Destruction of Teen Virgins
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Originally Posted by Requiem
Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan. |
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