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Old 2005-05-14, 15:53
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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Old 2005-05-14, 16:02
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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Some girl at my school flashed me one day, her tits drooped down like missles so thats where I Torpedo Tits from.

was she fat?

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Old 2005-05-14, 17:41
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was she fat?

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No, not fat at all, she's hot though.
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2005-05-14, 17:42
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
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Old 2005-05-14, 18:18
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Old 2005-05-14, 19:34
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rofl That brought tears to my eyes!!!!
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Old 2005-05-14, 19:36
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Old 2005-05-14, 19:50
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Old 2005-05-14, 21:42
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Old 2005-05-14, 22:13
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Fuck the x-files, the truth is anal.
Feed your kid cigars.
Patton was Hitler without a party.
Suck my corns and i'll make you cum.
The Haunted are now shit.
Leave prams in the road.
Babies are cunts.
After going down on you I conclude you shit from your cunt.
I've had enough of your scat in the bedroom.
Colon desires.
Use the shit stick.
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, it's not a swear word. Poo is.
Raped by elephant semen.
Replace tit-wank with brain-wank.
Your cunt burnt my cock off. Fuckin' whore.
This is a frigmant of your shit.
The word E does not exist.
Chewbacca is sexy.
My mom actually fucks your sister with her arm sized cock.
Poke him in the face till he bleeds.
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Old 2005-05-14, 23:24
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The Haunted are now shit.

rEVOLVEr kicked fvcking ass. what are u talking about??
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Old 2005-05-15, 09:16
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Pete Dolving is in them, he is an awful vocalist & lyricist. Plus the riffs don't have the same catchy appeal like the ones found on the first two albums and come of the ones of the third. Hence:-

The Haunted are now shit.
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Old 2005-05-15, 16:48
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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