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Ozma..... that band did a song 'Korobeiniki', its the tetris theme tune (actually a Russian folk song) with guitars, bass and drums... good song 
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2005-05-14, 09:49
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Ferric Penile Blast!!!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-05-14, 10:21
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Wally's brother always wanted him to call one of his bands Neon Blue Dildos.
Maybe each bandmember could pick a word. There was a band here called Vinyl Swen Fupa that came about that way. Or Wally's second band was andmore just cuz they had no name and were asked to play a concert. That was on the playbill so they used it for a name. First and only cd was called Etc.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-05-14, 12:33
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A few suggestions:
The Jackson Probe
Fisted
Anna's Bag of Fat
Beef Jewky
Penile Joust
Menstrual Blood Storm
Crack Fiend Karaoke
Symphonic Flatulence
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2005-05-14, 12:41
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Muffin Ass
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Back in highschool there were two rock/metal bands of guys from school.
Cheater - mostly pretty boys doing glam rock type stuff
Tyrant - more metal and did 90% Iron Maiden covers
Not bad...I remember the senior year talent show the guitarist from Tyrant actually sliced his finger open playing guitar and was bleeding all through the set......very wicked.
Still not sure how he managed to do that...???
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2005-05-14, 12:47
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kinky sphincter
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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2005-05-14, 12:59
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there's a goofball band where I live called "toasted pigeon" 
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2005-05-14, 13:04
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squirrel nuts taste nice
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2005-05-14, 13:59
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Mr. Dick and the Bitchtits
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2005-05-14, 14:01
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The Baby Punchers
Kick the elderly
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2005-05-14, 14:10
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Stormfart bio terrorism
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2005-05-14, 14:18
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My Ass, Your Face
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Anal Ejaculation
Iggy Stooges and the Pop
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
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2005-05-14, 14:25
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The Regurgerated Cum Bubble & Friends
Smegma & the Stooges
P.M.S. Bloodsports
Cannibal Blowjob Infection
Zombie Yeast Vagina
Colon Rupture
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2005-05-14, 14:27
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Colon Irritabel
The Atomic Shrimps
Sinking Lobster
Naked Armadillo
Homosexual People Are So Gay
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2005-05-14, 14:33
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Army of Vampire Taxidermist
Impaled Northern Virginity
Queerfly & the giggle sisters
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2005-05-14, 14:42
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My Ass, Your Face
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Fistfucked on the 5th Floor
Ricky Cum Guzzler and the Cock Gobblers
Torpedo Tits and the Cock Crushers
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
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2005-05-14, 14:49
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Arse hair and the clingons
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2005-05-14, 14:52
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My Ass, Your Face
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Wet Tits on Glass
Anal Destruction of Virgins
Sand-Blasted Vagina
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
Last edited by Zionist : 2005-05-14 at 14:54.
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2005-05-14, 15:25
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Torpedo Tits and the Cock Crushers
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Torpedo Tits. hahahaha. you, sir, have gone too far. you have made me shit my fucking pants laughing with that one. shame on you. and props.
My suggestions:
Can of Mountain Dew
I'm fucking sweaty
The Jugs of Justice
Corrupted Cocks
Tit Fondling
Severe Tit Slappers
Ass Slap
Half a Ton of Shit
This Post is Not Funny
Texas Trannies
Bush is Gay
Cheney and the Heart Attacks
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2005-05-14, 15:44
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My Ass, Your Face
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Some girl at my school flashed me one day, her tits drooped down like missles so thats where I Torpedo Tits from.
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