My name's Kyle and if someone ever played that song for my mom she would be apalled by the rudeness of it and miss the humor because she's so damned old... (She thinks Bart Simpson is offensive and South Park would destroy her fragile mind)


The greatest one line IMO is:

Pink Floyd
"One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces..."

(The song is called "One of these days" and that is the only vocal part in the entire song).

Slayer:

"The pearly gates have turned to gold, it seems youve lost your way!"

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"You're breaking my heart. You're tearing it apart so fuck you"
Harry Nillson


Kylito=Little Kyle, awww

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i know i might get flamed for bringing back my own thread but my favorite line now is:

"moving on is a simple thing.. what it leaves behind is hard" -megadeth- A tout le monde

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david lee roth-shyboy

"We are the outstretched fingers
That seize and hold the wind..."


Dark Tranquillity - Punish My Heaven

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"Semen tastes like gun-metal she said smiling."
Pig Destroyer - Cheerleader Corpses

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"inflicting wounds with a cross turned dagger"

"the philosopher , you know so much about.... nothing at all"

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"Buried upside down in the dirt - Rot, the only thing left to do!"

"All we are is dust in the wind." --Kansas

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Hahaha. Everyone else is listing death metal lyrics while L,B lists Kansas

I'm going to go with Dream Theater

"We'll help you perform this miracle
But you must set your past free
You dug the hole, but you can't bury your soul
Open your mind and you'll see"

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Ved Buens Ende(Czral)
"I slumber throught my years, like the desert moves with the wind."
or
Halo
"Will you eat your own hands,when there is nothing left?"

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Yuppers, Tul'. NICE DEATH METAL BAND THERE, you thilly thing.

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Did I say I was going to post death metal?

You senile woman...

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Senile!!! yeah, I think today I have been actually.

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I have 3 but none of them are metal...

"And everything under the sun is in tune,but the sun is eclipsed by the moon" Eclipse by Pink Floyd

"Remember I will always love you...as I cut your fucking throat away" Pushit by Tool

"Oh how I would like to hold her(dramatic pause)head under water,oh" Doin' Time by Sublime

I change my mind:
"Rip off your head and fuck your neck" from Afterlife by Jungle Rot is a candidate too.AND

"...drinking beer in my house,he didn't realize,if he was to leave,he'd have to die" Hitch Hiker by Macabre.Not so much for the line but how it is sung.

not metal...but i don't really listen to metal lyrics...

"The words you say never live up to the ones inside your head
The lives we make never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead"

-Chris Cornell, Soundgarden: "The Day I tried to Live"

if I had to go with metal I'd probably go with some political Dying Fetus lyric or
"RE-SPECT. WALK! ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? No way punk!"

then again:

"Dead, he's dead, the motherfucker's' dead don't ever want to see his fucking face again"
--some Dying Fetus Song....i think Skull Fucked

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Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour

"Yearning to be held by you, alone, so alone, I'm lost
Consumed by the pain
The pain, the pain, the pain
Won't you hold me again
But you just laughed, ha, ha, bitch"

Agorathobic Nosebleed - Engineering a pill frenzy

'We have developed a drug that makes women substitute eating with sex;
Another drug turns harmless people into wild beasts.'

or


The Locust - Anything Jesus can do I can do better

'Funny haha funny haha
Whats your astroligical sign? Stop
Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact the mall security'

That last one would take a life time to figure out what it means....

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That last one was especially amusing to me because one of the kids that comes over here was a mall security guard and that's just so ridiculous knowing him.

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