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Old 2002-06-18, 20:27
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MEMNOCH is probably sittin at his computer wearing a black cloak shadowing his face. Lit candles surround his computer and monitor, the dried wax remains down the sides. His hands are eternally stuck in the devil horn position makin it difficult for him to type efficiently. He's so fucking metal he makes me feel pop. Think Danny Lilker but more metal.


It took me 20 minutes to write this post.

Being too metal isn't always good kids.....almost always, but not.

Taking a shit is a whole other story! (the cleaning part)
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Old 2002-06-18, 20:33
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METALGRAINGIRL-- She's of average height and amazing looking. Everyone thinks she worships Phil, but what alot of people dont realize is she's a huuuge Glen Benton fan. In '93 she started up the metalgraingirl Glen Benton fan club which was 50 bucks first time payment and then after that she doesnt send you shit! She kept the money to put in her swiss bank account. I think she eventually used the money to go on a road trip in search of Glen. She may or may not confirm this, you'd have to ask her. Anyways, she ended up here in the forums after she hit a misleading Deicide link. Ask her about the inverted cross she burned into her forehead sometime.




ATIFMAN-- small stumpy little bastard that reminds me of Frodo Baggins. I saw him last year at a Slayer show and he was beggin me to hoist him up because by God he couldnt see the damn band. I felt sorry for him so I put him up on my shoulders, it was ok for awhile but after about 30 minutes it wasnt so comfortable. It was dark, but from what I remember he had black hair, a moustache that curled out on the ends and a little small sliver of a goatee. I had to put him down eventually but he thanked me and handed me a silver coin and seemingly vanished. I hadnt seen or heard from him since until I noticed his name on the forums here, what a small fuckin world. As for that silver coin he gave me, hey atif, any reason why you gave me a coin with a penis shape on it? Just curious, is that currency in Atifland or what?
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Old 2002-06-18, 20:38
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Actually, I make those little penis coins on a mint in my basement. But dont tell anyone!
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Old 2002-06-18, 20:43
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And I honestly feel honored about being the first one mentioned here

Much appreciated James.
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Old 2002-06-18, 20:47
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Actually, I just realized, a description of slayme is lacking. Well, dont let slayme's pics fool you, he's not the big bad Texan you all expect. In truth, he lives in that man's stomach. He's a miniature, psychic being, resembling a baby, but with the ability to speak. And, of course, read minds. He's just a head and some tiny arms, like a T-rex has, but that doesnt mean he's not dangerous. In fact, he's the head of a small but determined resistance group working in mines deep below the surface of mars, and his incredible mental ability gives them a much-needed edge against an oppresive and secretive government. The only reason he's here is because he needs two things: 1. a cover, and 2. an easy place to recruit impressionable minds. Oh, fuck, maybe I said too much. If I blow your cover, sorry dude!
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Old 2002-06-18, 20:55
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OPETHRULES- About 6 ft. tall, plays baseball and was the first one in his high school's history to be a starter with a wooden big toe. He hides the fact now and will probably charge if provoked with this past information. Do not feed the OpethRules. Word has it, that his big toe was made out of wood from a broken off piece of one of Babe Ruth's baseball bats. Now, he's lost most of the former baseball muscle and eats cheetos at the computer while he roams Metaltabs..
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Old 2002-06-18, 21:27
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i imagine freezer666 being muscly and the most beautiful thing in the world
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Old 2002-06-18, 21:30
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i imagine freezer666 being muscly and the most beautiful thing in the world


I imagine freezer as a 15 year old kid with glasses, VERY skinny...always carries books wherever he goes...never know when a studying party might break out!

He goes to bed a night dreaming of being Arnold Schwarzanigger, except with memnoch's face....actually he dreams about being memnoch altogether.
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Old 2002-06-18, 21:32
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nah im 17, no glasses...contact lense...and no they arent the cause of my permanently red eyes...im not strongly built but i can absorb a few hits and give a few back
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Old 2002-06-18, 21:48
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Well damn, that's good to know, in case I'm ever in Quebec and looking for a fight with a punk kid who feels the need to threaten people over the internet when he feels attacked. I dont believe this thread has anything to do with whether or not you can take a punch, it has to do with walpurgis's muscles.
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Old 2002-06-18, 21:51
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Agreed......also how we must not provoke the walpurgis....for his many muscles can and will destroy us.

But not if i splash wax in his eyes first!
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Old 2002-06-18, 21:52
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youre the one that takes anything as a threat heh
i was referring to his fucking skinny description
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Old 2002-06-18, 21:59
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skinny has nothing to do with fighting, my friend. Whether or not you can take a punch is irrelevant, and bringing it up is a, possibly unconscious, sign of agression, and most people respond with agression to perceived, again, possibly unconsciously perceived, attacks. Either way though, taking a punch has nothing to do with the topic at hand, as this is looks, not fighting ability. A subtle but distinct difference.
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Old 2002-06-18, 22:01
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Agreed......also how we must not provoke the walpurgis....for his many muscles can and will destroy us.

But not if i splash wax in his eyes first!


'the walpurgis'

Am I now like a fuckin Yeti or something?


And what's up with this all having to do with me? lol
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Old 2002-06-18, 22:03
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Because you're so fuckin cute walpurgis!!! You fuckin muscled cute bitch ass gigantic hulk!!
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Old 2002-06-18, 22:07
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Coming from the man that started the "I'm gay" thread...I'm really flattered right now...I feel like a schoolgirl *teehee*

hahaha FLAMING!
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Old 2002-06-18, 22:09
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Atif.....hmm......no taller than about 5'10, skinny enough.....someone who jokes around in class and with friends.....short hair.


why is that freakishly accurate?
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Old 2002-06-18, 22:11
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MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
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Old 2002-06-18, 22:15
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Old 2002-06-18, 22:17
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Atifland


man that would be a hella cool Amusement park.

and that wasn't a silver coin, that was a platinum one, for you to melt down and plate your teeth with.


SLAYME, i'd say he's bald like Montel Williams, looks kinda like Curly from the Three Stooges. alwears wears brass knuckles, and an old mumu. At home, he wears a graduation gown and parachute pants.

that's how i imagine him.
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