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This is fucking amazing shit! It's so strange, it almost takes you to another world. The atmosphere... it's, it's just amazing. Unbelievable stuff. The are more tech than Necrophagist, but they also throw in weird little things like Morbid Angel would have done, but the solos are way better than Azagthoth's. The drummer is about as good as Pete Sandoval, this is the only part of the band where they aren't better than everything else I've ever heard. Of course, Pete is amazing, and so is this guy. You simply have to hear it to believe it-
http://ddub.rateourband.com/1677/Welcome.mp3
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Oh Chris, the jubilation will never end... 
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Those vocals are [brutal]
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
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Music like this is the stuff of legends, shall I say the stuff of [Epitaph]. It's almost, ALMOST as good as...[blessed are the sick]? But it definitley blows away the new [Suffocation] album...well only by a little bit to tell you the truth. I guess this is [godly] metal, and with that they welcome you into the mouth.
CHRIS I LOVE YOUR MUSIC [chris' music]
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You know, I think they sound of what you might get if you took Yattering, Necrophagist, and Suffocation and threw them all in a blender, then made them all 100 times better.
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Chris is so awesomely fantastic to let us have witnessed this orgasmic phenomenon! (  )
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So what's the name of the band anyway?
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan. |
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WHO CARES!?? Theyre so [awesome] [that] [they] dont need a [name] !!!
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2005-04-07, 00:39
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sounds like a garage band...........BUT THE ONES WITHOUT THE FAME ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!!!!!!!!! |
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2005-04-07, 13:44
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Spectacular. The lyrics are amazing.
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2005-04-07, 14:47
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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TEH [NO] GAY!!!111
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Oh goddamnit. You had me fooled.
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MMMMM..I'm hungry, Hungry for some power.
This band is the best band in the whole fuckin universe, and if you argue with me, i'll tear off your testicles, shove em up your nostrils, and make foul tongue love to your bloodied scrotum.
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2005-04-08, 07:01
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Hell yeah, best threat in ages. You get a gold star for being mean.
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That song sucks. It's really gay. I cannot believe how shit it is. It's the worst song ever. |
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Hell yeah, best threat in ages. You get a gold star for being mean.
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2005-04-09, 03:13
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I really need to know the name of the band, I'm going to erase all my favorite bands from my profile so I can add them!
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan. |
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2005-04-09, 03:22
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the band name is necrosuffopsy!
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2005-04-09, 03:26
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I think that this thread has outlived its usefullness.
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2005-04-09, 03:27
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You obviously don't understand the greatness of this band.
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan. |
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2005-04-09, 04:37
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This thread outlived it's usefullness on 12:00.01AM, April 2, but I'm still having fun with it.
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2005-04-09, 08:35
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When was this thread ever usefull? lol. That was officially the gayest fuckin song I've ever heard, I couldn't even listen to the whole thing.
Edit - On a seperate note, I was watching a documentary on squirrels in america, and it had people walking their cats on leads?, do americans seriously take their cats for a walk with a leash over there?.
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When was this thread ever usefull? lol. That was officially the gayest fuckin song I've ever heard, I couldn't even listen to the whole thing.
Edit - On a seperate note, I was watching a documentary on squirrels in america, and it had people walking their cats on leads?, do americans seriously take their cats for a walk with a leash over there?.
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As an April Fool's joke, you insipid dullard. As far as cats on leashes, no. There are tons of cats here, in fact, it's a bit of a problem as many of them have gone feral and are destroying local wildlife as they have no natural predator. People don't take their cats for walks at all, at least not normal people. I'm sure you'll find a few whackjobs here and there. Actually, it might be a pretty good idea to take them out on walks. Then there are significantly less outdoor cats impregnating feral females, running away, and killing local wildlife.
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1. My April Fool's joke kicked ass
2. No, my friend, cats on leashes would fall somewhere between non-existent and exceedingly rare in the US of A.
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2005-04-09, 15:12
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So this band isn't serious then? 
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2005-04-11, 16:15
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Oh, yes, the band was very serious. They (erroneously) thought they were pretty good, in fact. They eventually changed their name and transitioned to playing hardcore, obviously more suited to musicians of their skill level.
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