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Old 2005-03-28, 13:08
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chainsaw buttsex

fluids topped
engine primed
anal lube?
not this time
pull the cord
chain goes taut
ill shove it in-
to your stinkpot

chainsaw buttsex
fuck your cunt next
sharp teeth dissect
making me erect

rectum ripped to shreds
pervers sodomy
rev the engine as i push
into your bleeding ass

moaning in agony
your cries stimulate
shit, blood, and skin fly
from the chainsaw rape

CHAINSAW BUTTSEX
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Old 2005-03-29, 09:05
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That was warpedly disgustingly funny. You really need to lay off the bad drugs.
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Old 2005-03-29, 10:58
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Old 2005-03-29, 11:09
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Old 2005-03-29, 19:16
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That is awesomeness.
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Old 2005-04-01, 08:36
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I can see it now. Your chaptered prose you're posting will be made into a movie when it's done and this will be the end song. heehee
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-04-01, 11:00
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That's a lot like my song "Chainsaw Sodomy" I wrote when I was in a gore metal band. Still good, just sucks that someone had the same idea as me. Oh well, great minds think alike I guess.
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Old 2005-04-01, 11:52
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That's a lot like my song "Chainsaw Sodomy" I wrote when I was in a gore metal band. Still good, just sucks that someone had the same idea as me. Oh well, great minds think alike I guess.

very nice.
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LMAO, fuck, that was funny!
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Old 2005-04-05, 01:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaven
fluids topped
engine primed
anal lube?
not this time
pull the cord
chain goes taut
ill shove it in-
to your stinkpot

i love the anal lube question answered by "not this time". hahaha!!!!
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Old 2005-04-19, 19:03
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that was the most badass shit ive read EVER!!! ur a fucking genious
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Old 2005-04-24, 13:39
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Nice, thats fucking Cannibal Corpse style, not quite, but close...
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Old 2005-04-26, 19:33
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How did I miss this....
Excellent!
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Old 2005-04-26, 20:16
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Old 2005-04-26, 21:18
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DAMN THATS HOTT!! (WITH TWO T'S!!)

I'm gonna dry hump the couch now.
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Old 2005-04-26, 21:42
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That was warpedly disgustingly funny. You really need to lay off the bad drugs.

Naaaa...double the dose...and write another.
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Old 2005-04-27, 00:38
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You, good sir, are a fucking genious.
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Old 2005-04-27, 00:44
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heh, i have actually been writing more serious material recently, i will post some of it later, prolly tomorrow.

thanks for the comments
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Old 2005-04-27, 01:18
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That was really creative! Sounds weird, but it was. Moments Of Genious, I say!

(which is a track from the Shine soundtrack, so you should all go buy the movie and soundtrack right now)
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Old 2005-04-27, 18:24
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Let's celebrate your lyrical genius!




uh, no wait, I lied.
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