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Old 2005-03-15, 12:31
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i like fat chicks(the more the merrier)

kind of an anal cunt type of song


vuluptuous, standing there
eyeing me like a t-bone steak
48 DDD's, so tempting
a chance i just might take
i spy your curves
plenty to spare
imagine resting on
your huge derriere

I LIKE FAT CHICKS
the more the merrier
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
the skinnies are scarier

you may be big
especially your ass
atleast i know
you wont break in half
take you home
lay you down
your portly puss
i proceed to pound

I LIKE FAT CHICKS
the more the merrier
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
with pet terriers

if you like fast food, then i like you
you've got bigger calves than a petting zoo
sucking on your utters, food for three
if you like assholes, then you'll like me
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
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Old 2005-03-15, 16:40
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Bwahahahahah! Good shit.
I sang it to myself in a Elvis Presley-ish blues style, haha, hilarious.
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Old 2005-03-15, 16:47
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Seems too long to be an Anal Cunt song, but still funny as hell.
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Old 2005-03-15, 16:52
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-03-15, 21:26
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Yes!

That poem gives me disturbing images, man.
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Old 2005-03-16, 05:54
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We should have an anal cunt type stupid song thread.
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Old 2005-03-16, 06:14
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yeah!!!!

what an anthem for marino and milo
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Old 2005-03-16, 06:53
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Ok I say this should be the AxCx thread
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Old 2005-03-16, 12:11
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That was hilarious. But when you mentioned the pet terrier all I could think of was the cartoon of the lady hanging the 'lost dog' poster and the little dog is actually stuck between the plump butt cheeks of her dress.

Really good one.
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Old 2005-03-16, 14:58
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UPDATE: finished the song yesterday, 4 added lines
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Old 2005-03-16, 23:00
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Yer nuckin' futz. heehee Great job.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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