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Old 2009-11-24, 02:03
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Today... A new man is born

A man from sunny England who excels in mathematics and accounting... A man who also claims to reside in Northern Ireland and specializes in agitated midget studies.

For the ease of birthday celebration, John Mansley and Paddy have been combined into one person.... Manddysley. Regardless of how they feel about it, the decision is well thought out by the Official Metal Tabs Community and is final.


Happy 27th Birthday, Manddysley!

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Old 2009-11-24, 02:06
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Manddysley can use his mathematical, tactful mind to rape twice as many midgets now. Such efficiency in the rape world really is rare.

I commend you two fine gentlemen.

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Old 2009-11-24, 04:38
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This is fine with me. I'd like there to be fewer of everybody.

I hope one of you got drunk and the other had sex with somebody around 4'4. I don't care which.
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Old 2009-11-24, 04:51
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Cheers, fellas I'm actually 28 but I'll happily take 27!

I shall be obtaining a state of inebriation tonight during the Liverpool-Debrecen game so I guess it's down to Paddy to molest a midget - preferably Shaun Wright-Phillips - in unspeakable ways. Have a good one with that, Paddy!
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Old 2009-11-24, 04:54
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Aaaaaaah, I see what you've done with the age! Very good
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Old 2009-11-24, 07:47
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A man from sunny England who excels in mathematics and accounting... A man who also claims to reside in Northern Ireland and specializes in agitated midget studies.

For the ease of birthday celebration, John Mansley and Paddy have been combined into one person.... Manddysley. Regardless of how they feel about it, the decision is well thought out by the Official Metal Tabs Community and is final.


Happy 27th Birthday, Manddysley!

Hahaha! Thanks man, and many happy returns to my favouritest neighbour, John

The Manddysley shall rise again!

I'm not sure what you look like John, which is why Bill Cosby has taken your place in this artist's impression of THE MANDDYSLEY!

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Manddysley can use his mathematical, tactful mind to rape twice as many midgets now. Such efficiency in the rape world really is rare.

I commend you two fine gentlemen.

Thank you kindly!

It's not the quantity but the quality of the midget that counts. Anyone can walk into a circus and fuck a midget when it gets fired at your cock from a cannon, but it's the Verne Troys of this world who are the true prize of the midget enthusiast.

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This is fine with me. I'd like there to be fewer of everybody.

I hope one of you got drunk and the other had sex with somebody around 4'4. I don't care which.
For about 2 or 3 minutes Chris and I became one person, until he withdrew and sobbed for 35 minutes, as is his custom.

I didn't get drunk, and I didn't fuck a midget, but I did get high on gasoline fumes and finger a landmine victim. Close enough, I'd say.

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Cheers, fellas I'm actually 28 but I'll happily take 27!

I shall be obtaining a state of inebriation tonight during the Liverpool-Debrecen game so I guess it's down to Paddy to molest a midget - preferably Shaun Wright-Phillips - in unspeakable ways. Have a good one with that, Paddy!
Shaun hasn't been talking to me since I gave him chlamydia for his birthday, the ungrateful cunt that he is. I had to dip 8 Thai ladyboys to get that shit, and at £4 a pop, too!

Enjoy the game, chief!

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Old 2009-11-24, 07:58
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Paddy I`m gonna rape you so hard

and Happy B-Day @ John BRING US PINTS OF BEER!
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Paddy I`m gonna rape you so hard

and Happy B-Day @ John BRING US PINTS OF BEER!
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Old 2009-11-24, 09:16
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Cheers guys!

Mansley, enjoy the Liverpool game!! I hope Kuyt does well
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Old 2009-11-24, 09:49
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Old 2009-11-24, 10:40
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Old 2009-11-24, 10:50
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Old 2009-11-24, 11:37
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Cheers guys!

Mansley, enjoy the Liverpool game!! I hope Kuyt does well


He's in a bad run of form so he's due a goal or two!
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Old 2009-11-24, 12:55
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I'm not sure what you look like John, which is why Bill Cosby has taken your place in this artist's impression of THE MANDDYSLEY!

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Old 2009-11-24, 13:06
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Birthday blessings and tortures to both of you!! You can sort out who gets what.


Paddy, you're another year closer to 50 now! lol

The dog thing from Neverending Story was Falcor. I loved that movie!
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Old 2009-11-24, 13:52
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Birthday blessings and tortures to both of you!! You can sort out who gets what.


Paddy, you're another year closer to 50 now! lol

The dog thing from Neverending Story was Falcor. I loved that movie!
I was happily working my way towards old age until I met you - now I plan to commit seppuku with a meat cleaver on the eve of my 50th birthday.

The NeverEnding Story was my first real brush with the crushing disappointment which has been so prevalent throughout my 26 years, specifically as the credits began rolling and no one around me seemed to mind. I had a similar experience when I heard that Mission Impossible II was being made; it made me realise that the original mission wasn't quite as difficult as I had been led to believe. I have an idea for the title of the 4th film in the franchise - Mission Impossible IV: No, Seriously This Time.

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Old 2009-11-24, 16:03
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DAYUM! What a day.

Have a good one guys.

I think I'll ask for a landmine victim to finger for my next bday.
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Old 2009-11-24, 17:57
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Old 2009-11-24, 18:26
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