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Old 2005-02-23, 15:05
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Every time I think of Korn I think of the time Beavis ripped on one of their videos. Some kook had the text quote on his website:

Beavis: [gasp!] [gasp!] I think that the problem with this video is it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre. Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a deeper groove. However what it has in groove it lacks in originality. One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendancies and other bands that bear the mantle of so called "Alternative Rock". One is even reminded of Lorie Anderson when she wore curlers. Hehehmhm! This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from -

(Butt-Head slaps him silly)

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Old 2005-02-23, 16:51
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uuuhhhh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah !!!
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Old 2005-02-23, 17:21
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Yeah, "Korn-Dood" might shoot himself. Someone should call him to make sure he's OK.

Nah, I'm okay.
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Old 2005-02-23, 17:31
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haha, this kid came up to me today, hes like dude, did you hear about Korn? i dont know what to do with myself! i laughed.
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Old 2005-02-23, 18:03
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Haha, on the street?
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Old 2005-02-23, 18:30
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haha, this kid came up to me today, hes like dude, did you hear about Korn? i dont know what to do with myself! i laughed.


he slit his wrists in an angry nu-metal rage.

yeah, head seeking christianity is going to put korn's satanic lyrics and kvltness on jeapordy.
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Old 2005-02-23, 21:11
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What's this about Blink 182? Where can I read about it?
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Old 2005-02-23, 21:14
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Awesome.
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Old 2005-02-23, 23:05
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MTV.com is reporting that guitarist Brian "Head" Welch, a founding member of KORN, has left the band and has rededicated his life to Christianity, according to the group's management.

"KORN has parted ways with guitarist Brian 'Head' Welch, who has chosen Jesus Christ as his savior, and will be dedicating his musical pursuits to that end," a statement from the band reads. "KORN respects Brian's wishes, and hopes he finds the happiness he's searching for."


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Can you say...7-string drop-A koRn StYle christian rap?


... And what else is new?
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Old 2005-02-23, 23:32
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Haha, on the street?

nah, this kid i know at school. i recently introduced him to real music... he just hadnt realized how much Korn sucks yet. maybe he will now?
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Old 2005-02-23, 23:37
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he was holding them back. now you'll see the new, christian free, total necrokvlt, Korn.
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Old 2005-02-24, 00:24
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What's this about Blink 182? Where can I read about it?

Yeah, I was wondering about that..

EDIT: Ah, here we are
http://www.canada.com/entertainment...26-c23e3289419a
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Old 2005-02-24, 03:56
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Yeah, I was wondering about that..

EDIT: Ah, here we are
http://www.canada.com/entertainment...26-c23e3289419a

Ah thanks.
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Old 2005-02-24, 06:29
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he was holding them back. now you'll see the new, christian free, total necrokvlt, Korn.


Until we find out the drummer is muslim
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Old 2005-02-24, 06:32
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"On the Blink-182 message boards, one fan admits to crying in class over the news".


Oh, poor kid...
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Old 2005-02-24, 16:15
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what a stupid cunt
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Old 2005-02-24, 16:17
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check out the new korn shirts
http://www.313merch.com/313_shirt_order/korn_head.htm
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Old 2005-02-24, 16:38
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Old 2005-02-24, 16:50
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check out the new korn shirts
http://www.313merch.com/313_shirt_order/korn_head.htm
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