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No more korn WAAAAAAH!
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2005-02-23, 00:15
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2005-02-23, 00:16
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"GUITARIST HEAD QUITS KORN, DEDICATES LIFE TO CHRISTIANITY!"
NOOOO! And NO MORE BLINK 182 EITHER!
A sad, sad day.
Seriously.......... 
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. |
2005-02-23, 00:17
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"MTV.com is reporting that guitarist Brian "Head" Welch, a founding member of KORN, has left the band and has rededicated his life to Christianity"
i guess korn's whole satanic image and way of life was just too much for the christian in Head! |
2005-02-23, 00:19
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Hahaa, this was posted in the RTT earlier, but it deserves it own thread!
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2005-02-23, 01:18
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Mmmkay, now like 20 members on this forum will cry cuz their name has "Korn" in it somewhere, well that doesn't really matter anyways. So I guess Head can now bring the "Korn" nu-metal style into some Christian music. And also, like Korn needs two guitarists, that Munky guy can do it by himself.
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2005-02-23, 01:22
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i didnt actually bother to read the article but just cause the guitarists leaves the bands over? im nto really complaining but its seems stupid
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2005-02-23, 02:03
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Originally Posted by Cloaca
NOOOO! And NO MORE BLINK 182 EITHER!
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that filled me with joy at work today, i had to stop cleaning and listen to make sure i heard right. and now i get home and find this....
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2005-02-23, 03:20
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Da dadada, dadada, dadada, the nightmare shall be over now, there's nothign more to fear.
Da dadada, dadada, dadada, come join in our singing and dance with us now...
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2005-02-23, 04:35
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"KORN has parted ways with guitarist Brian 'Head' Welch, who has chosen Jesus Christ as his savior, and will be dedicating his musical pursuits to that end," a statement from the band reads. "KORN respects Brian's wishes, and hopes he finds the happiness he's searching for."
Bumf. Imagine if it was Glen Benton's guitarist.
"DEICIDE has parted ways with *don't know his name*, who has chosen Jesus instead of the DARK LORD as his saviour. Glen decided he should then part ways with his spleen, and several of his other organs. He then released this statement "I am wearing his anus as a hat." Metal insiders say he is hoping to be tried, convicted and locked up with Varg so they can pursue mutual aims - marginally talented music and masturbation."
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2005-02-23, 05:29
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Can you say...7-string drop-A koRn StYle christian rap? 
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2005-02-23, 08:59
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Can you say...7-string drop-A koRn StYle christian rap? |
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2005-02-23, 09:05
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HES BAAACK
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oh man
such good news
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2005-02-23, 09:11
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
"KORN has parted ways with guitarist Brian 'Head' Welch, who has chosen Jesus Christ as his savior, and will be dedicating his musical pursuits to that end," a statement from the band reads. "KORN respects Brian's wishes, and hopes he finds the happiness he's searching for."
Bumf. Imagine if it was Glen Benton's guitarist.
"DEICIDE has parted ways with *don't know his name*, who has chosen Jesus instead of the DARK LORD as his saviour. Glen decided he should then part ways with his spleen, and several of his other organs. He then released this statement "I am wearing his anus as a hat." Metal insiders say he is hoping to be tried, convicted and locked up with Varg so they can pursue mutual aims - marginally talented music and masturbation."
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Varg and Glen would hate each other. First off all, elitist, self-righteous pricks with differing opinions never get along with each other.
Glen would hate Varg for failing to drink Euronymous' blood in the middle of his jealous bitch murder rage, and for further failing to carve an inverted cross into Euro's forehead so that when his body descends, the soul automatically becomes Lucifer's property.
Varg, on the other hand, would hate the fuck out of Glen for not being trve and never burning a church to truly protest his hatred of Christianity. Furthermore, Glen has rather dark skin and hair, and his eyes are the color of shit, like lies, and not the color of the sky, like truth, so he obviously isn't part of Varg's aryan wanker league (AWL for short, also known as the Vltra aryan Kvlt). Hell, Glen is practically a nigger.
I'm not saying that Glen won't rape Varg or that Varg won't like it after the first couple of times, I'm just saying they would fight all the time and one of them would eventually get shanked.
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2005-02-23, 09:13
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HES BAAACK
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whered varg come into this, though?
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2005-02-23, 09:16
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I've come to realize not many people like Varg on this forum.
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2005-02-23, 12:05
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I don't like him and his music sucks...
and about Korn, fuck it anyway. |
2005-02-23, 12:48
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But why is the rum gone ?
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wooooohoooooo i need to celebrate...no more fukin korn or blink 182
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2005-02-23, 12:59
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Mmmkay, now like 20 members on this forum will cry cuz their name has "Korn" in it somewhere,
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Yeah, "Korn-Dood" might shoot himself. Someone should call him to make sure he's OK. 
Hopefully the guitarist won't start a new band or join Creed or whatever. Hopefully he'll just fade away... |
2005-02-23, 13:41
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its pretty funny.
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