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Old 2005-02-03, 01:01
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That perfectly described the random stop tempo changes. I thought I was the only one to notice. Funny stuff Andrew.


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Old 2005-02-03, 13:23
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The first pratagonist studies ancient examples of dragon-saving from the baroque period, while the second spends years of his life trying to swing their sword as accurately as possible.
they both save the princess perfectly, with incredible technique, but feel inadequate because somebody else did it faster.
then someone acuses them of having no feeling or emotion, and one of them figures out how to save two princessess from two dragons at the same time.
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Old 2005-02-03, 15:23
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shred metal:

The first pratagonist studies ancient examples of dragon-saving from the baroque period, while the second spends years of his life trying to swing their sword as accurately as possible.
they both save the princess perfectly, with incredible technique, but feel inadequate because somebody else did it faster.
then someone acuses them of having no feeling or emotion, and one of them figures out how to save two princessess from two dragons at the same time.


The princess falls asleep while seeing the protagonists swinging their swords in the same way over and over again.
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Old 2005-02-03, 16:09
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The first pratagonist studies ancient examples of dragon-saving from the baroque period, while the second spends years of his life trying to swing their sword as accurately as possible.
they both save the princess perfectly, with incredible technique, but feel inadequate because somebody else did it faster.
then someone acuses them of having no feeling or emotion, and one of them figures out how to save two princessess from two dragons at the same time.

the princess laughs herself to death at the shrivled mass that the protagonists call penii, which was the whole reason they learned to swing fast to begin with.
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Old 2005-02-03, 17:38
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no t2 hilite m yown effit, bt thaat wuz teh frist bad 1 in teh therad. ter ribl speeling 2.


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The protagonist arrives and defeats the dragon somehow. The princess then kills him, by default.

ahahahaha....
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*Nu-metal*

The protagonist enters the castle and walks towards the dragon. To the serpent he proclaims: "I hate j00!! I'm going to kill you!!! Yeah, because i'm hardcore and evil!!! Yeah, fuck you!!! "
The dragon reacts by setting his slipknot shirt on fire, after wich the protagonist flees the castle screaming. Halfway his baggy trousers fall off his ass. The princess makes fun off him and proceeds to fuck heavy-metal protagonist instead.
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The dragon reacts by setting his slipknot shirt on fire,


Can't forget the jokingly long dreads and dj turntable, oh yeah, and a skateboard thats all scratched up from all the SICK GRINDING on LEDGES!!!!! \m/ X-TREME \M/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the protagonist see the princess naked, got erected, then the princess sucks his dick and he snap his dick in the princess face...
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What about christian metal?
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The antagonist rips the fucking bitch slut to shreds, rubs the innards on his cock, gets a fiery blowjob from the dragon, hacks off its head, before giving it a vigorous anal rodgering. Teabags the dragon's severed head, then goes back to his abbatoir to write a song about the whole experience. Decides this isn't going to make any money, so he joins the Black Dahlia Murder.
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>>>>Christian Metal

The protagonist arrives at the castle with bible in one hand, and religious leaflets in the other. He sees the dragon and lets out a loud curse of "Oh Gosh Darnit" He then sees the dragon shoot flames at him, and tells him it is better to love than to shoot fire at hims and they should grab and acoustic and sing about the lor-diddly-ord. The dragon continues to attack him, so the religious pansy proceeds to give him warnings. The dragon burned his bible, so he prayed and a lightning bolt struck and killed the dragon. As soon as the princess puts out, he decides that it is wrong to have sex with her without her hand in marriage. She's horny and wanting it but he refuses to fuck her and calls her a heathen instead. So the princess rides of with the thrash metal dude and they ride of playing Exodus' cover of the ACDC song Overdose. The Black Metal son-of-a-bitch arrives too late and the princess is gone. The black metal fucker proceeds to run into the snow-cursed forest and kneels, with arms out, curses god and jesus for not giving him enough money to produce a decent album. The Christian fucker decides to go home and block all the channels on his Cable Service except for TBN, Lifetime, and PBS.
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Old 2005-02-03, 23:02
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....Decides this isn't going to make any money, so he joins the Black Dahlia Murder.


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no one kills anyone...there is no protagonist. the dragon commits suicide.
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Old 2005-02-04, 01:33
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no one kills anyone...there is no protagonist. the dragon commits suicide.


LOL. so true

the dragon commits suicide and then the princess breaks up with the protagonist. the protagonist's father won't talk to him because he's busy with a huge court case, so the protagonist skips school to hang out at the piercing parlour with his best friend, to get an identical lip piercing to his mate.
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... setting his slipknot shirt on fire.... Halfway his baggy trousers fall off his ass.


Pfffff... Bahahahaha!!!!
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Old 2005-02-04, 12:52
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