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Old 2005-02-07, 20:50
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Does anybody know where I can find and download the Heineken commercial that was broadcasted on Jan 6(yesterday)? I believe it was during the Super Bowl, or right before it. It involved a guy dropping many beer bottles and they shattered. There was a strange wave sent out, and a bunch of guys suddenly felt depressed about it.

I really need this commercial on my computer...
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Strange question:

Does anybody know where I can find and download the Heineken commercial that was broadcasted on Jan 6(yesterday)? I believe it was during the Super Bowl, or right before it. It involved a guy dropping many beer bottles and they shattered. There was a strange wave sent out, and a bunch of guys suddenly felt depressed about it.

I really need this commercial on my computer...

Fuck yea,that was funny as hell,I'll look it up.
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Old 2005-02-07, 21:39
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Did anyone see the beer comercial(cant remember which beer) where a skydiving instructor was trying to get a student to jump, so he was like "how bout for a 12 pack" and tossed the beer ou t the plane, so the pilot runs and jumps out after it.
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best advert i've ever seen is some coffee or energy drink one from Germany.

Dunno if anyone else has seen it, but on the net it's been posted as, "watch this banned car advert and see if you can see the ghosts following the car".
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Old 2005-02-07, 22:46
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I like the Heineken commercial where a guy's sitting there watching TV and his girlfriend is asleep on his arm in which he has his beer. I actually summarized the commercial, but it wasn't funny that way, so I edited my post. I'm sure you guys have seen it. It's on all the damn time.
I also downloaded a bunch of funny commercials off the net.
They have one where some little kid wallks up to some weird ass vending machine, and gets two Cokes. He puts them on the ground, steps on them, and gets a Pepsi. Walks away. Funny as hell.
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Old 2005-02-07, 23:00
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Did anyone see the beer comercial(cant remember which beer) where a skydiving instructor was trying to get a student to jump, so he was like "how bout for a 12 pack" and tossed the beer ou t the plane, so the pilot runs and jumps out after it.


Yeah, I remember that one. The guy who's about to jump looks so scared once the instructor jumps out, it's hilarious.
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hahaha, hey this is a cool thread. there was a fosters lightice ad a few years ago, there is a foreign military flying instructor teaching an aussie to operate a fighter jet and he radioes in german or something "DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!" and the aussie student goes "righto mate" and pushes the red button, thereby ejecting the instructor from the plane. the radio goes dead and the student panics, but manages to land the plane, narrowly avoiding a toll booth box. he lands, gets out and his mates go "light ice mate?" the student goes "cheers" they have a sip and then the flying instructor comes from behind them with murderous intent in his eyes. funny shit.



do any aussies know what happened to lightice? i never see it around anymore.
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you guys are missing out on the best beer commercials, the amstel and heineken commercials over here are allways golden!!!

they're in Dutch though, so you probably wouldn't get them. the Rudi one is hilarious!!
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Andrew, I remember that ad. The guy spoke russian, not german. I think it was also the last time they did a decent marketing campaign for that bottled piss, maybe Foster's figured out that anyone drinking Foster's within the borders of Australia and its territories is actually a misinformed tourist.

Def, Australia has some pretty good beer commercials. One I like (that many people don't for some reason) is where a guy is asleep, his tongue crawls out of his mouth, goes to some party, jumps in a bathtub being used as an esky, grabs a beer and returns to the guys mouth. And I swear, the next time I'm watching UEFA Champions League and that Amstel ad comes on, I'm gonna throw a fucking brick at the TV.
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do any aussies know what happened to lightice? i never see it around anymore.


They figured out it was lemur piss and stopped selling it, thank fuck.

And that commercial was dross. I have plain pieces of typing paper containing more biting wit.
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this one is great

http://info.omroep.nl/ster?nav=zouc...EiBhB&type=wllo

hope it works!

Biertje=beer? in dutch. obviously the guy is a tiroler sheperd who doesn't speak dutch. I don't know if its funny if you're not dutch.
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this one is great

http://info.omroep.nl/ster?nav=zouc...EiBhB&type=wllo

hope it works!

Biertje=beer? in dutch. obviously the guy is a tiroler sheperd who doesn't speak dutch. I don't know if its funny if you're not dutch.


Depends if the ski-teacher stereotypes get all the chicks there too.

BTW, does annyone remember that commercial (from norway? not sure) with the metalhead, where once his friends leave his house one metalhead dresses up in a pink tutu? That one was hillarious
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hahaha, thats rediculous
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Got that one man, it's Swedish. Funny though.
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Did anyone see the beer comercial(cant remember which beer) where a skydiving instructor was trying to get a student to jump, so he was like "how bout for a 12 pack" and tossed the beer ou t the plane, so the pilot runs and jumps out after it.


hahahaha that one was AMAZING. the pilot just doesn't say anything, thats the best part. just hustles.
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That one is funny, but I can't understand the end...

WHy Is hIs enGli$h so bAd? (ehm... joke)

BTW, anybody find out about the Heineken one I described at the top? That one was well put together . Very creative .

This site has many TV ads(if you feel like watching commercials for a few hours) : http://www.etplanet.com/download/video_ads.shtm

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Haha, I watch that one all the time. I think it's selling for a store that's "really fast" or something like that....so the dudes can get back home....well ya know the rest.
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Hahaha, check out my favourite commercial of all time!:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-vid.../27/golfgti.mov
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Hahaha, check out my favourite commercial of all time!:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-vid.../27/golfgti.mov


I've seen that one before, it's really well done.
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