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Old 2005-01-04, 20:20
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Best Practical Jokes

What's the best one you've seen?

I can't think of one now. I'll post mine later.
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Old 2005-01-04, 20:33
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when the jehovas witnesses come around, these guys i knew saw em coming so one ran upstairs and opened the window and when they came to the door the other one opened it. so the one upstairs yells out something about "how the fuck did you get outa that damn cage!?! dammit get up here for your beating!!!"
the other one just kinda goes "...dammit, well you heard him i guess i gotta go"

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Old 2005-01-04, 20:34
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Practical joke as is a prank on somebody?
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Old 2005-01-04, 20:55
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Just anything in that realm

Dammit, mine are always lame as hell. I just do stupid crap to people when I get the chance sometimes. None of them really count as practical jokes even. There was this one time I sprayed shaving cream into a mailbox, that's all I can think about right now.
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Old 2005-01-04, 21:13
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I dont know if this is a practical joke but whatever. I had this gay looking substitute for art about 2 weeks ago and he kept screaming at everyone to put our chairs up before the bell rang so when it rang i knocked like 3 chairs over and left. And my friend threw something at him. He would walk around with one of his arms like resting against his chest and he pulled out finger nail clippers from his pocket and started cutting his nails. It was a scary site...
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Old 2005-01-04, 21:19
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I once threw an apple down a toilet at my old intermediate school and flushed it. Damn bathroom was out of order for a couple days.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-01-04, 21:22
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we used to cover all the doorways and hallways in the high school with fishing line. noone can see it and its strong so they trip and fall HAHAHAHAHHAHAH those were the good ol days
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Old 2005-01-04, 21:28
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haha thats pretty funny.
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Old 2005-01-04, 21:38
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im a pretty accurate thrower so i stood on the balcony of my school and waited for my principal to walk down this hall way and i threw an apple right at his feet and it exploded, i think he pissed himself. that was pretty funny
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Old 2005-01-04, 21:47
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Dude, this is great.

The best I got is from being a mall rat and pissing of security. Those were good times.

Pissing in a lemon gatorade bottle. 'Nuff said.
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Huh, I've done pranks, but not really practical jokes. Let's see: Roadside bingo; peanut butter under doorhandles; ripping out people's mailboxes; hitting skater kids with cottage cheese; hitting brand new cars with cottage cheese; throwing humongous wet balls of toilet paper at parked cars while going about 40 mph; moving common room furniture in front of dorm rooms, thus blockading people in their rooms. That's all I can remember right now.

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Old 2005-01-04, 22:02
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Huh, I've done pranks, but not really practical jokes. Let's see: Roadside bingo; peanut butter under dorehandles; ripping out people's mailboxes; hitting skater kids with cottage cheese; hitting brand new cars with cottage cheese; throwing humongous wet balls of toilet paper at parked cars while going about 40 mph; moving common room furniture in front of dorm rooms, thus blockading people in their rooms. That's all I can remember right now.


YESSS!!!!

We used to dance in the mall parking lot and walk around snapping our fingers in rythm and then run when security or the real cops (who only came like 3 times) came. Good times.

Oh, and we would seriously all rip off our clothes and run around the outside of the mall, the 20 of us would.
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Cover the toliet seat with cellophane. It gets pretty messy.
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Old 2005-01-05, 08:06
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Just stick with the good old shaving foam on the hands while there sleeping and tickle there face with a feather or something.
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Old 2005-01-05, 11:23
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haha yeah. You could use fake blood too, man that would be HI larious.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-01-05, 11:49
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we used to cover all the doorways and hallways in the high school with fishing line. noone can see it and its strong so they trip and fall HAHAHAHAHHAHAH those were the good ol days

i did that one back in middle school, id have a pencil with high tension fishing line wound around it, a friend would take an end, and wed walk around weaving it thru chairs and shit, people would trip and start flipping out. the best one was when we did it outside, we had a huge concrete walkway, prolly about 30-40 feet wide, with light posts on either side, and when school let out, my friend took one end, i took the pencil, and we wound it around the light posts, people in between and all, it was great, all these kids where flipping out "what the fuck is that, whos doing that" and shit, ahhhh good times.
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Old 2005-01-05, 12:56
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get a glass bottle and smash it into small pieces then take the keys to your
mates car when hes not looking, wind the window down and spread the glass around
then put the keys back.
just make sure your around when he tries to get it fixed.

i havent done that ... yet.

i did get a traffic warden to give me one of their little yellow packets
i wrote ha ha on a bit of paper and stuck it on the windscreen of my uncles car

i also put a load of porn movies on his movie shelf just before all the family
arrived for christmass dinner.
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Old 2005-01-05, 14:47
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Another good one, which me and my freinds used to do when in the school library, is find the metal magnetic strip inside a book, which is used to set the doorway alarms off if it hasnt been checked out (swiped) yet. And rip it out, and stick it on people's bags as there walking out, and the alarm would go off, the library staff would be there checking there whole bag for the ''book'' and it was just hilarious, ahh the good times..
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Sometimes, when you go through at the same time as another person whether you stole a book or not, the alarm sometimes goes off. I did that once and they didn't even bother to check me, haha just went on walkin'.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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One time i was at a party with my friends, and one of my friends passed out drunk and we sowed his clothes down to the chair he was in, and when he woke up he couldnt move . Ahhhh good times.
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