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Old 2004-12-28, 08:26
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Hahaha, read all the comments on the staves!

Hahaha yeah.. "use a semi-full pitching wedge to the back of the green".
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Old 2004-12-28, 08:32
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My favourite is: "If arm falls off, reattach and play much slower."

Very good find, Doc
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Old 2004-12-28, 23:46
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haha!

Thats great stuff.
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Old 2004-12-29, 05:05
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The best one is : "Re-coat all the pinatas with marmalade until most of the ox drivers have discovered the tube of anti-matter won't fit into some Barbie dolls"
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Old 2004-12-29, 08:33
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Old 2004-12-29, 09:44
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That is awesome.

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Old 2004-12-29, 11:57
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Old 2005-01-12, 02:33
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Old 2005-01-12, 12:29
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Old 2005-01-12, 17:38
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i tab into guitar pro the first piece

1. guitar pro doesn´t allow the ritmo of 54/32, so i put 32/32
2. can´t put more than 6 notes in a time

well, this are a little parts of the piece but enjoy
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Old 2005-01-18, 11:31
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Haha, what a mess, guitar pro couldnt even keep up with it.
But well done for tabbing a bit of it out.
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Old 2005-01-18, 16:59
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Old 2005-01-18, 17:08
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hahah, thats a really funny piece of music
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Old 2005-03-11, 13:13
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Okay........How the fuck are you supossed to be able to play that? Looks kinda hard to me.
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Old 2005-03-11, 14:39
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Old 2005-03-11, 15:09
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its a joke, you must not know theory or you would have got it
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Old 2005-05-25, 15:17
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Very grim, Doc!

I'm willing to bet that there's somebody out there who can actually play along to that sheet music


maybe u should get the 14 year old to play it. the one saying becker sucked.
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Old 2005-05-25, 22:10
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haha this thing never gets old!
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Old 2005-05-26, 14:22
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I figured I had to add my 2 cents. .. I can never keep my big mouth shut though. Hey, Guitar_demon did you say that it hadn't heard of the 8va or you hadn't heard of the 8va. . . Just curious it's on the first page of this thread.
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Old 2005-05-26, 14:38
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Hey, Guitar_demon did you say that it hadn't heard of the 8va or you hadn't heard of the 8va. . . Just curious it's on the first page of this thread.

i said who ever made it must not know what it is cause they have ledger lines up the ass

but they most likly did that on purpose, whoever did make that probably knows a shit load of theory
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