flavored beer is shit!

Never had flavored beer, I don't even know if it's sold around here.

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Damn Euro fucks! Ya'll think American beer is swill to you...and it is. Well, I guess this question is for the Americans; what is your favorite import? Bovaria smells like swiss cheeze and Killians Irish Red tastes great with cookies.

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I long to taste foriegn beer, considering how everyone says how shitty american beer is. Ive never had an import. What are some imports that are avialable in america. All ive been buying is budweiser. am i missing out?

.Haha YES!v Busweiser is THE worst american ber. Worse than coors light hahahahaha. If you want taste, then buy an import, but you just want to get fucking dsrunk, get some Shlitz, it's 8.2 % by vol. and 40oz. Tastes like shitty but it getts the job done...Killians I say so far is the coolest foreign beer.

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id have to say that Miller Light is worse than Bud...

but all beer taste like piss.

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you sound a bit drunk there Powers. But Shlitz huh, ill try it. 8.2 by vol. thats good to hear!!! and Killians, ill check that out too.

1 40oz for 2 bucks is like 3 1/2 cans of beer. Much cheaper, and it's malty by the way with a picture of a bull as their logo.

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Its a homey drink. Haha.

My drummer and I had some Captain Morgan last night.

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I had 2 1/2 bottles of bourbon on the weekend. Some girls took advantage of my rather.. drunken state, and decided it'd be quite fun to dress me up in a pink dress and do my hair up in piggy tails. I should post the photos.

*GASP*

Well I can't beat that.....but last night while my roommate and I were jamming bass and guitar, these 2 girls came into our room to listen. Very weird, but of course I showed off my shit like eruption...ooOOooOOooo...I forgot their names but they live down the hall from me.

........hmmm just think what it would be like to be doing what my sig says when they came in.....

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I love them homey drinks....and Captain Morgan spiced rum tastes like absolute shit.

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I also had a Lone Star last night. My mom says Lone Star is a High School kid's beer...haha.

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silly american

nice, 4 bucks and id be set. i usually dont drink more than 7 or 8 beers. If i keep drinking more i feel about the same anyway, or just eventually get sick of it.

Crown Royal and Coke makes me a happy boy.

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I like crown and 7 up
i don't like coke/pepsi with whiskey

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Crown and Ginger Ale isent bad

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ginger ale is good. good hangover pop (soda for youse americans). Ginger's supposively good for hangovers. (it's good for your guts)

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I call "Soda" pop..

everyone in illinois does... but online people laugh when i say it

HOW BOUT I CALL IT SODI POP!

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yeah, it's pop in canada, soda in the states.

derived from "soda pop"

i'll just call it poison. fuck that shit.

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my friends in michigan call it pop too. sounds normal to me

Its regional. Doesn't really matter what people say, now does it?

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WHAT?! It's a delcious beverage. I'd rather be drinking a Coke anyday than say a Mott's Clamato or Perrier Water.

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Jack, Bombay Saphire, Coors Light

Meh dream drinks up there

of course all i was able to drink was Keysone Light Bush and McKormics Vodka Until i got caught, fined 300 dollars, 24 hours community service, 6 month probation, and alcohol classes for drinking in a friends garage, and then broke probation 2 weeks before it ended by trying to eat at Village Inn at 4 in the morning and getting caught for curfue and Possesion of an Illegel Weapon (Nunchucks? and they were in my glove compartment) just got off probation now, and first thing to celebrate it with was a nice 1/5 bottle of jack.

HAHAHA. How the fuck did you get caught all those times??

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Most of my friends call me the cop magnet, after i got caught for curfue my probation was extended and the night before my extended probation ended we were on our way back from getting food at like 3am and there were 2 cops pulling out of the wendy's parking lot that followed us to my friends house and right before we got to his house a 3rd cop was in his neighborhood and right when he saw us he made a U turn and started foollowing us, we were doing absolutley nothing wrong other than i was breaking curfue but its not like he could see me through the tinted windows and see i was 1 year uner 18 when curfue ends, We got to his house safley, we stepped in his house right when the cops turned the corner in front of his house. Oh yea also the night i got drunk after i got of probation i walked ou in front of the window on the way to the bathroom and i saw a cop sitting across the street (take in mind this is all in a completely suburban town with suburban neighborhoods with no crime other than mexicans stealing radios from peoples cars http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12760 )

haha, I've never been caught. I'm 19, I have a fake id, and no one suspects me. I look well old enough. One time at a gas station there was a cop there when I bought some 40oz. Your problem is that you look suspicious. Next time you're out breaking cufew, break it alone. A group of kids no matter what time is suspicious. And don't look at him if you happen to be in a group. The second one kid looks over at the cop, the whole group because the center of his attention. I had a cop once follow me in a group half a block before he turned around and left because we were smart not to look at him.

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How can i look suspicious in a car? And the cop is heading toward us with lights in his eyes, its probably hard for him to see our faces like that. I dont know man its just erally wierd, its like the cops have nothing better to do than pull U turns for shitty little ford escorts at 3 in the morning .

hahahahahaha

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its pretty funny to see all that shit about cops and fake ids.

legal drinking age is 16 here, hahah

yeah, posers!!!1

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Saw them on ebay and Jeez, Nihilist, you need to get a longer dress! Either that or start wearing some underwear...

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Wow, here there was never curfews, suckers.

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I was never caught by "curfew." As long as you stayed on your property, you can sit on the bench in your front yard and be fine.

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Shit, that is so fucking queer, Come to Canada, where you can roam the streets in a drunk/drug induced stupor all night long.

And usually if your caught drinking in public the nice cops will make you pour out your shit..although I've been there when a few of my buddies got around a $450 fine.

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whats 'curfew'?

fines on drinking in public, heh funny

Usually that's the same around here. But it's a $110 fine here. (I got one on canada day)

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...when kids under a certain age can't been seen outside at night...

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are you bullshitting me?

yes anyone under 18 in colorado cant be outside after midnight till 5 am on the weekends and during the weekdays its 11pm till 5am its fuckin bullshit.

damn, you are a cop magnet. In my town, i buy beer at a drive through and i have been for years. Ive never been pulled over and there is no curfew here. If there was i guess it wouldnt matter cause im 18. But it sounds like you been through a lot of shit with cops, fuck pigs. im glad i havnt had many confrontations with them.

yea i cant wait till im 18 then ill stand out in front of the justice center with porn ciggeretes at 4 in the morning.

Good vodka (grey goose, chopin) is so tasty....and so is homebrew beer. With food the beer's definitely better, without food, the vodka. These thoughts make me thirsty.

Cops: yep, fuck 'em. Why the fuck pull over poor-ass bastards in shitty cars for no reason and see if you can give them expensive tickets or jail time? Fuck all the fuckin pigs.

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Bwahaha! I'd like to see that... except I'd still be 1 year under.

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But they were underage and all had liqour still on them.

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You wouldn't say that if somebody had just murdered your family and you had to call them. Grow up and show some respect. The Police are there for a reason - to protect us from others and ourselves. Sure there are bad officers, but for every bad cop there are ten who protect your way of life on a daily basis. Think about that the next time you try and revolt against people who put there lives on the line to maintain society.

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well thats easy, beer ofcourse.

Hertog Jan Beer

Heineken Beer

Amstel Beer

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started drinking more vodka lately......but beer still owns

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I <3 Beer

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Exactly, they're here to maintain society....not individuals...

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ah, that explains it.

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I'm 19 in 6 months(19 is the legal age for booze), but it's good that I have several friends of age...sucks to be an American, although a lot more places sell liquour than in Canada thats for sure.(Well we just mainly have the gorverment's Nova Scotia Liqour Store, and only a few independent stores)

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We have many off licences over here - practically on every main street in the city. Hence we are a nation of drunks.

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Dosent the Government of Canada deal with all sales of Alcohol??

thats no fun...

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I'm pretty sure for the most part ya.



And our cigarettes are taxed like a fucking bitch.

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Good.. maybe that will get some people to quit smoking.

Stupidest addiction ever.

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I agree and it's also the most addicting addiction ever.

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Yeah they deal with it all. Except for in quebec (where the legal drinking age is 18 )

I agree smoking is the stupidist addiction, but as a former smoker I can understand how people can still smoke. I think the money that our government earns from taxing ciggarettes should go into helping people quit. Ziban, patches, etc. Should be free, under our free health care. Just think of the money the country would actually save with the reduction of smoking related deaths and diseases.
Too many greedy politicians wrapped up in it, that's all.

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God dammit i want free health care

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It is nice. As much as people bitch about taxes and slow service.
There's slow service everywhere.
I was visiting my uncle in the states, and my brother food poisioning. All the doctor did was say, go home and get some rest. Cost $250 fucking dollars.
The one flaw in free health care is people abuse it. Cough and go to the fucking doctor.

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I just recently started purchasing a new beer, actually its a "malt liquor" (Mickey's). Anyway i think its good. Does anyone like these as well?

Shlitz is a malt liquor, 8.2% by vol. Tastes like shit, but I don't mind. Coup[le days ago I had something along the lines of "English" 300 or 800 or something like that....wait....Mickey's, yes I've had that...

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nice. i think its kind of strange how Malt liquor tastes just like beer. but im actually glad cause i now love the taste of beer!!

what...? You JUST started drinking?!

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man, i am pretty damn confused bay your last couple of posts. I actually can never tell when your serious. But for the record, Ive been drinking since the end of 9th grade. It just was never beer. It was always my first love... VODKA

heh, I just mis read your post, you just made it sound like that was the first time you've ever drunk beer..... Nevermind then. .......I can be serious sometimes..

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Thats very true. I get a student discount at my local off-liscence. Nice.

Weissbier from Germany is the best thing ever.

Anyone tried absinthe? If so what did you think of it. I think it's overrated.

Olde English 800's what you were trying for. And you should know the name, it's a classic. Mickey's is too, but not as much of one. Colt .45 is, of course, the classic of all classics, but it sucks. The other two don't. And Schlitz makes a malt liquor, but it's actually just another of our many Milwaukee beer brewing companies that happens to also make malt liquor (for example, Old E used to be made by Pabst but's now made by Miller, though you can't taste the difference).

Anyway, I give my drinking money to the following corporations: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Heineken, Labatt (both for their own product and more importantly because they import Stella Artois), Stella, Black Swan, Yellow Tail, Carlo Rossi, Wild Turkey, Jack Daniels, Cutty Sark, Maker's Mark, and Pacifica. I recommend all, but only in large doses, because otherwise you're a pussy and have no business drinking. I furthermore drink anything I don't have to pay for, except sherry, gin, and any drink that's been mixed. Except a good scotch and water. When away from school I mostly drink red wine, when at school it's mostly beer and whisky. And, when money's tight and is hard to get, and your horse has also ran, when all you've got is a heap of debt, A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN!

Absinthe isn't overrated. We just don't get to have genuine absinthe anymore, because there's apparently something wrong with a drink made from the same stuff as turpentine.

Jesus Christ, you seem to write alot for someone who "doesn't post."

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I agree, Colt .45 is shit. I drink only malt liquor at school, and at home.... malt liquor and anything else I seem to grasp. I've never really of heard those others you said. Wild Turkey, that's a gin right? I grew out of Jack Danials though, it seemed good, but now I'm just sick of it. I still have half a bottle of Jack back home and I don't know what I'm going to do with it, maybe drink it socially or give it to a buddy. I think I'll start drinking BEEFEATER'S! Now that's good stuff. With a ton of tonic.

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Send it to me!

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I believe Wild Turkey is a whiskey, Not because I've even had it, because it's one of Hunter Thompson's favorite drinks.

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Its a whiskey.

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Never said I don't post. I said I'm not back. And I'm not, I'll be gone soon, so shut it. If I were back I'd be a mod going around editing all your posts so they'd come off funny instead of annoying. I'm just living it up and dropping nuggets of my wisdom while I'm around, so everybody should be enjoying it and loving me for it, instead of leaving a comment every other post I donate to your goddamned entertainment fund. Cunts.

Wild Turkey is a bourbon. I mentioned that I don't drink gin even when it's free and you think my one true love's a gin? Christ. Jack gets old but I only use it as a back up when I can't afford a decent bourbon and don't want to go for the $7.99 a plastic handle cheap-ass shit. Plus, unlike the higher quality, higher proof bourbons, it doesn't rot my gut - and, for someone who drinks excessively every day, I've got a very weak and unreliable stomach - so bad I can't eat, drink, or function before ten or eleven at night the next night when I drink most or all of the bottle instead of a slightly more levelheaded amount.

Beefeater's good, and I don't know many people who drink it without some kind of mixer. The Dutch are, apparently, historically good unmixed gin-drinkers, and god bless 'em for it. Aside from that, my attitude toward gin's that it takes a nut to drink it straight. I can drink a bottle of whisky but a sip of unmixed gin'll ram itself into nature's restart button. A gin and tonic's a different beast altogether, but I'm too lazy to mix, and whenever I do I end up drinking way too much, as I mix 'em too strong and then drink as though it's barely alcoholic. Which is a fool's way, especially since I know I have a stomach that'll have me puking my eyes out well before I'm drunk on a whim I'm anthropomorphizing my stomach to be able to have, but that's the way I do it.

I'm actually owed a mickey of Jack due to a mix up at my coming home party, but it seems like I'm not going to receive it due to a falling out. You could help the universe to even itself out. Or not. I don't really care; it's not like I have a dearth of alcohol.

Oh, I was mistaken. I though it was whiskey.

Sorry, PST, I have to joke... Its good to have you back.

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Gin is fucking disgusting, whiskey is fucking disgusting, I used to be big into rum but for a few years I've just been drinking straight vodka and beer. I need more variety, but it's usually hard because of like my $20 maximum liqour allowence every week.

Any suggestions on anything relatively cheap good tasting alcohol? I'm drinking tomorrow and so far I'm probably just going to get an 8 pack of Olands Red...that's some really good shit though, one of my favorite beers no doubt.(It's made right here!)

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Bourbon's the American branch on the International Whisky family tree. It's also the best branch on the whisky tree. It's king shit of whisky mountain. It's the only thing that we do better than other countries that has alcohol. People will tell you scotch is king shit, but they just haven't seen the light.

And always remember: with PST, yelling = love. Not my love for you, but just the reminder that, somewhere out there, two people love eachother and are expressing that by some nasty, enjoyable sex, while we're sitting here at a computer. Yes, even now, both at the moment I'm writing this and the moment you're reading it, somebody's shooting a load of pure love into a condom, or, if she's on the pill or the depo shot (which is vastly superior as it means no period whatsoever), or they just don't bother with birth control, right into a vagina, also wet with pure love. And we're. Sitting. At a computer. Fuck. I need a drink.

I thought Olands Red was only on tap.

So you suggest I drink my semen?


On tap?? Fuck no, PST are you from America? If so, what Canadian beers have you had?

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If it's fermented.

When I'm home I live about an hour from the Canadian border and I'm 19 (though I've never actually been carded at a Canadian bar anyway) and find beer money goes a long way in Ontario, so I'm up there to drink all the time. I can't remember the name of most of what I drink, though, since it's just 'hey, what's local' and then waking up, maybe back at the car or hotel. I've of course had all the big namers, I kinda remember something having a 'Carls' in the name, and one of my favorite beers of all time is Fin du Monde from Quebec. And I've had Olands Red, as I said, but only on tap. Oh, and Moosehead.

As I think about it, I'm also sure I've had the following: Upper Canada and Keith's India Pale Ale. I also remember some type of cream ale that tasted like shit and was served in a clear bottle without a label that looked like cream soda.

Blah, Moosehead, we call it moosepiss. It's been awhile for me actually when I drank different beers. Never had that Quebec beer, Labatt is alright, Molson is ok, Sleeman's is really good.I used to drink nothing bu Keith's India Pale Ale..hell I haven't drank Oland's in over a year, I kinda forget what it tastes like...although in my opinion it is one of the best around here.(Although I'm not a huge beer god or anything_

What are your favorite stronger drinks like Barcardi 151(75%?). My favorite is the Sminoff Blue Labeled vodka(50%), because you can drink it like the normal shit but get really hammered from it.

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finally an american that doesn't write 'Heiniken' hahaha

all this talk about drinks is making me foam in the mouth, I'm having an Amstel right now, which is basically premium heineken...

Anyways, german weissbeer is good, especially the local stuff from Bayern (you get those pitchers there for like 7 bucks!)

my favorite beers, sjeez, eh, dutch/german/belgian and danish:

Amstel
Alfa
Bavaria
Brand
Dommelsch
Duvel
Grolsch
HERTOG JAN!!! (!!!)
Koningshoeven
Lindeboom
De Prael
Jupiler
De Koninck
Stella A.
Palm
Tuborg
Carlsberg
Warsteiner
Erdinger Weissbier (only the bottles not the cans)
Paulaner
Beck's

and non european: Corona's, Labatt and Killkenny, that's about it. (oh well Killkenny is not from the mainland.)



I enjoy beer and some other drinks, Safari, Malibu, Bols Blue, Vodka (especially Russian and Polish like wyborowa!!), Peach Vodka, Bacardi, Stroh, Schnapps, Goldstrike and whisky's like Talisker, Lagavulgin, GlenFiddich, Oban, Glenlivet, shit like that as long as its strong and tastey....

I really seem to enjoy whisky lately, not to drink shitloads off but more to enjoy at a chill out evening. just think about it, its been somewhere in a dark cellar for 15 years just waiting for someone to drink it, and thats how it got its taste, amazing really.

My dad is going apeshit about the Lowenbrau Oktoberfest that just came out.

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Lowenbrau, ahhh memories! let me get a pic of one of the glasses we stole on holiday!

its good shit too, I'll get a pic in a couple of minutes when I filled 'er up!

Shit, all the talk about alcohol makes me want to become an alcoholic...ummmm a fuzzy reality.*Drools*

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You should remember my story about lowenbrau. If not, I've got nothing else to do so:

I grabbed one from my dad, and took it over my friends. Drank it piss warm. I was taking chasers of MILKSHAKE after every sip of the beer. UGH.

I hear its not too bad when its cold though.

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I think spirits of any sort is the vernacular drink here. The bars I frequent do not have a broad variety of beers, therefore, I don't drink a lot of it. I do while severely intoxicated, 'cos ya know, it tastes like water then. The predominant beer is VB. Which tastes like fizzy urine. At best.

here it is, LIVE!!! hehe...

I didn't like Moosehead much either, but I try not to bash other country's beers considering my local brewery produces Genny beer, which tastes like warm piss when it's cold. Sleeman's is the cream ale I hated. I haven't had any of the non-cream stuff. I also recall a cider with the word 'wood' in it.

Fin du Monde's about 9% and comes in 750 ml bottles with champagne corks and even tastes good warm. The only drawback's the cost, which has me buying pint bottles of Baltika 9 instead.

Actually, Wild Turkey comes in two proofs, 80 and 101 (40% and 50.5%), and I tend to drink the 101. For some reason they only have 80 in Canada, so I don't drink whisky much when I'm up. One of my better friends is always drinking 151 - she tries to sample everything since she's gotten a fake, but it's always back to 151 - but for some reason I've never had it. I've had the blue labelled Smirnoff, though. One day last year my girlfriend, a friend of hers, and I bought a handle of it and a bunch of Red Bulls and sat around at about 7 in the evening and drank the handle down until there were only a couple fingers left in, like, an hour. Which made us shit-faced at about 8 at night - me the worst, too, because I made mine 50/50 instead of a sensible mixture. We even invited someone else to come by, and by the time he showed up we'd drank all the Red Bull and were pretty much done. I think we all puked and passed out at one point or another. And my girlfriend went out to a bar afterward, 'cause she can drink with anyone. It was cool, though, because we were all sober again by, like, midnight, and drifted back together and drank some beers like we'd been sober all night.

smirnoff beheee, kids here drink smirnoff ice a lot, its all the rage over here.

but, the original ain't bad.

anyone every tried Walker's Blue Label? I had a bit of it a while ago and it wasn't bad, I don't like JD's for chilling, just for boozing hard, but Walker blue label stuff is way different, kinda like those complicated Scottish single malts!!

yeah, my best friend had a bad run in with Red Bull and Vodka. Or 3 of them to be exact.

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american drinkers are mostly pussies. not PST though, but most american drinkers.

it's true, we've had 3 exchange students in Utrecht for a week, they where pissed about every day, and that was our normal drinking scedule on a sunny week, lol

Kids drink Smirnoff Ice here, too. I make fun of them all.

I think you're thinking of Johnny Walker's Blue Label, which is pure class. I have another story with a friend and a handle of it (which was a stupid, costly purchase in retrospect), but it's more or less the same as the vodka and red bull story, except less people, no mixers, and a much worse drunk.

Anyway, if JD has a blue label, I'm not aware of it. Which doesn't surprise me too much.

I've only ever drank Red Bull once last summer in Manhattan..they don't sell it anywhere in Canada to my little knowledge.(They sure as hell don't sell it here)


I forgot the Sleeman's I've had, definately not this cream shit your talking about...maybe it had the word "golden" in it I have no idea.


Smirnoff ICe is fucking disgusting, it's the junior high school girls drink...I only got drunk off them once, I drank around 7 of them, blah, they taste worse than any beer.

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Smirnoff Ice is fine if you are at a party, or there is no beer, but otherwise, people who go out and buy those to get drunk are fucking pussies.

It tastes pretty good, but I prefer Cap' Morgan, or any type of brandy. Paul Masson is good. Starts to taste bad after you've had it a few times.

This cherry brandy we mixed with coke was really good... but really fucking syrupy.

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I first had it when I was 17 and it hit me like a hammer. However, like a virgin lady, the first time is always the worst and it's pretty much downhill after that. I don't even bother with it now - it isn't even that nice in comparison to other spirits and liqueurs and just seems to be fashionable to be seen to drink it. A lot of people I see drinking it are only drinking it to 'prove' how much of a heavy drinker they are. They're not.

Anyway, my liqueur of choice is Amaretto - I could drink that sweet Italian bastard until the cows have enjoyed a particularly brutal weekender and decided to return home.

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yeah, I edited it out before your reply, but I don't drink american stuff a lot, so don't blame me

Jd's is for boozing, walker blue label is for relaxing, thats basically what I wanted to say. still the blue label isn't as good as scottish single malts if you ask me...

Red Bull is as normal as coca-cola here, they sell booze everywhere here, gasstations, supermarkets, schools.... you name it. even in trains they sell beer, hahahah, don't I live in a wonderfull country. (shame we have only a little bit of nature though )

After hearing the Motorhead story about Absinthe, I will do everything in my power to stay away from it. And as someone up there said, ITS FUCKING TURPINTINE.

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oh man, anyone who drinks smirnoff ice here is instantly labeled 'gay', you do NOT want to show yourself in public with that man.. don't ever do that in Dutchland!

ah, John, you should talk to my mum, she loves Amaretto and that other stuff, eh... Tia Maria, those are real woman drinks though, hehe