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Old 2006-05-19, 19:44
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So I got a 9000$ credit card...

and I'm moving to Spain permanently next month. 8)

Shit, I don't know what I'm going to do with all this money.
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Old 2006-05-19, 20:34
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Thats pretty cool man.

Well, before spending money like an idiot, you might want to see how much intrest you need to give back after spending X amount of money. Then figure it out.

Oh, and my ideas for spanding:
-CDs
-Instruments and amps and strings etc.
-Since your moving, Furniture and other house hold crap
-booze
-food

Thats about all you need. Have fun.
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Old 2006-05-19, 21:10
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you thats not a cash card thats just the limit of how much you can spend on it you have to have the funds in your bank account to pay off the money spent using the card then your good
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Old 2006-05-19, 21:30
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Well of course I don't have 9000$ to pay back, I'm moving back to Spain so I have no intention of paying back anything. :P My APR is 0% for 1 year, then 8%, it's a Chase business c. card(and I don't even own a fuckin business!) It seemed to be good to be true, but I activated it today and already madea few purchases. Yay.

Definately a part of this is going towards booze, an amp, probably an Ibanez Universe, internet, a car, and another guitar, maybe a Ran. :P
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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Old 2006-05-19, 21:31
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this, and posting about it, seems like a pretty shitty idea to me
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Old 2006-05-19, 21:32
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That's sweet man!
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Old 2006-05-19, 22:21
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Wow. You stupid bastard.
I envy you.
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Old 2006-05-19, 22:23
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this, and posting about it, seems like a pretty shitty idea to me

Oddly enough, I was thinking something very similar to that.
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Old 2006-05-19, 22:24
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I can see PST and FBS coming.....ahhh fuck it nevermind.
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Old 2006-05-19, 23:22
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Well of course I don't have 9000$ to pay back, I'm moving back to Spain so I have no intention of paying back anything.


So you decided the best thing to do was to state your intentions clearly, on a public forum?
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Old 2006-05-19, 23:25
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Old 2006-05-20, 06:49
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HELLO! I AM A CREDIT CARD COMPANY!

I make hundreds of millions of dollars a year, and I turn over billions.

I have branches in many states and affiliates in many countries.

I have my own specially trained and vetted in-house teams of lawyers.

Me and my friends team up and buy Congressmen and Senators.

They help us write the tax laws and generally give us a good time.

HOWEVER I HAVE A PROBLEM.

I am incapable of collecting on debts from DUMB FUCKING METALHEADS! Seriously! I can't figure it out!

Here's what happens: They run up debts, then they get on the plane (with their passport and Visa and flight numbers) and fly away. Just fly away! Leaving their debts behind! I have NO WAY of chasing their information down. Even small things like their house purchase when they get to where they're going, their legal change of address documents, and their intended destination... I just can't READ those things.

What's more galling: credit card fraud in my country DOESN'T have ANY POSSIBLE RAMIFICATIONS on their financial dealings in their new country. We just can't work out how to send simple information on bad debtors to our friendly collaborators in other countries.

Oh well, at least one thing is certain. If they ever come back to this country, and I'll find out THE MOMENT THEY GET OFF THE PLANE, they'll be sorry!

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Old 2006-05-20, 06:52
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ahhh i love when fbs saves the day
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Old 2006-05-20, 07:32
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haha if you make a layover or whatever on your flight and it becomes a federal crime you'll get in 10x's more shit. but hey good luck on getting away with what you already bought. i would like a ibanez universe too.
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Old 2006-05-20, 07:47
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you'll remember this post when your extradited.

"The court calls into evidence, a Metaltabs.com/forum thread posted by Soeru-Alias* whatever, in which self incriminating posts were made by the defendant claiming to be inculpable for his crimes of fraud and alluding the authorities."

"Bailiff, kindly tell the defendant to stop scratching his ass and to try and stay awake in my courtroom!"
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Old 2006-05-20, 08:34
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You are going to screw yourself royally and never be able to get credit again. You'll be filing bankrupcy. And if you miss any payments they have the right to jack your interest rate. Currently I have one at 25 %. We were able to get a large loan through work to do a bill consolidation so we we're paying a ton of interest charges. We rarely ever use the cards now and that's just in emergencies like the roof and getting a mower. Check some sites and see how many years it's going to take to pay it all off. You'll be amazed. It'll probably be close to 30 or 40 years making minimum payments.

Anyways, I hope to God you're kidding about doing that because if not it's the dumbest idea I've seen. No offence, but man, think!
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Old 2006-05-20, 08:45
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Mahaaha FBS your sarcasm is amazing!
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Old 2006-05-20, 10:27
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Old 2006-05-20, 13:58
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I wanted to pipe in, despite the fact that this thread was closed, to say that this is, all appearances to the contrary, actually a fantastic idea. It would be a bad idea, of course, if it weren't for the fact that Spain was the country chosen as a destination point. 'Why's that?' you ask? Rather than tell you, I'll show you. Attached are two maps. The first is an image of Europe as it appears to most cartographers. The second is an image of Europe as it appears to the Chase Bank. I believe you'll see why Spain will be the perfect solution for all your credit fraud problems, so long as you limit them to Chase.
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