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Old 2005-02-26, 07:55
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"The Anti-Emo Song"

Okay, you all seem fearful or just downright quiet about what I've written a few times so I thought I'd stick a tack on your seats. heehee
Another one of those 5 minute songs. Why does that rarely happen with something more serious? Oh well, I guess my emo is showing if I say that! Think Weird Al and Blink 182 combined. Maybe with some blast beats in between parts just for fun? I dunno. Have fun! Hope you like this one.


" The Anti-Emo Song "

My dog hasn't died
My lover hasn't quit me
My teeth are still all there
And I got through school without a hitch
There's nothing emo about me

Rain doesn't mean a dismal day
No one has made me feel left out
A dark cloud isn't hovering over me
There's no reason for me to drown myself
There's nothing emo about me

(Chorus)
I won't cry because you're not around
To hold my hand or blow my nose
And I won't shed a tear like those losers you see
There's nothing emo about me

(Break)
I'll crack my knuckles or maybe your head
I'll go get loaded with my friends instead
Of holing up in my room with the curtains drawn
Sitting there sulking all day and night long

(Chorus)
I won't cry because you're not around
To hold my hand or blow my nose
And I won't shed a tear like those losers you see
There's nothing emo about me

There's nothing emo
There's nothing emo
There's nothing emo
There's nothing emo and never will there be
There's nothing emo about me

BJH
2/14/2005
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2005-02-26, 08:05
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haha coool.
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Old 2005-02-26, 10:41
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Old 2005-02-26, 11:39
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We need more of those.
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Old 2005-02-26, 12:13
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Good stuff.
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Old 2005-02-26, 13:24
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Mines better
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Old 2005-02-26, 16:17
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The break sums it up well. Emo sucks.
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Old 2005-02-26, 19:48
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Thanks everyone, but FearFrost. We all know he's a wussy anyways.
Just teasing. If you did one, what's the link? I'm curious to see it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-02-26, 22:38
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buahahahhahahahaa. great work bobbi i especially liked the break part.

if you want to find FF's poem, search the forum for "emo kids fuck off."
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Old 2005-02-27, 07:56
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Thank you muchly, andrewc. And thanks for letting me know how to find his work!

I remember that now. ummmmmine's better. But FearFrost yours is more metally so it's cool.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Old 2005-07-03, 13:04
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Damn emo friends

I wish my emo firends would read this. Maybe then, they will realize how annoyingly stupid their fits are over a loss of a boyfriend.
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Old 2005-07-03, 13:08
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I wish you would read the last post date. Maybe then you'd realize how annoyingly stupid you are. Fucknuts.
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Old 2005-07-03, 14:41
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singing anti-emo songs is SO emo, Bobbi.
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Old 2005-07-03, 15:04
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im guna try to post my emo song... i have one... somewhere... who knows the site where you can upload shit?
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Old 2005-07-17, 20:46
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holy shit i love it. My boyfriend is a total emo sissy and i tease him all the time. I've gotta show this to him..good stuff.
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Old 2005-07-17, 20:56
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i might be late but L,B' that was very amusing, i always liked your work, and this one was great pretty funny too
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Old 2005-07-18, 19:08
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Why thanks! I went and looked at the date myself because I wasn't sure how old it was. I knew it wasn't a recent one though. Glad you liked it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-07-26, 14:20
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haha, nice. I fucking hate emo.
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