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Old 2004-01-31, 17:11
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"The Woodpecker" --written by a friend

Why ,when I saw The Doctor's thread title with a smile next to it, did I get terribly suspiscious and want to see what he did now.

Anyways ...it's not metal ...well, I guess anything could be...

Okay. This is just a little short piece a 15 y.o. friend of mine thought up during a class when he was bored. He shared it with me and I thought it was pretty amusing. He , however, had recited it so much he had it earwormed in his head and could think of nothing else.

The class discussion was about woodpeckers. Comments appreciated and I will be SURE to let him know. He also writes songs on occasion but I haven't learned those yet. They're all funny ones.

"I saw a woodpecker
Pecking in a pine.
I saw his pecker,
But he didn't see mine. "

by Mike


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Old 2004-01-31, 20:59
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-01-31, 23:00
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shit, it made me laugh, good job to your friend
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Old 2004-02-01, 05:19
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me after reading that ----->

pretty funny
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Old 2004-02-05, 15:36
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Lol.
Good example on my low humour...
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Old 2004-02-05, 17:10
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Eh, when I'm 90 and have Alzheimer's it'll probably be the only poem I'll be able to remember ! (Poor Wally.)

Anyways, thanks for the comments. I will BE SURE to tell my friend.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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