MetalTabs.com - your source for Metal tabs
Home Forum What's New Submit a Tab FAQ Links Contact Us Link to Us


Go Back   MetalTabs.com Forum > MetalTabs.com > Chit Chat
User Name
Password


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread
  #1  
Old 2010-07-23, 03:26
Gomli's Avatar
Gomli Gomli is offline
ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ger., North
Posts: 2,593
I`m gonna strangle you...

and I slit your throat too
I just want to see your blood run
that`s the thing that makes me cum
I`m gonna kill you just because I want to
I`m the vampire of Dusseldorf
and I will cut your life short!

Couldn`t be a better birthday song for CTL and JoeYngVai, aye?
Happy Burfday you two bitches
__________________
C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.


R.I.P moe
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 2010-07-23, 08:29
Paddy Paddy is offline
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,745
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
and I slit your throat too
I just want to see your blood run
that`s the thing that makes me cum
I`m gonna kill you just because I want to
I`m the vampire of Dusseldorf
and I will cut your life short!
Is that a poem for Joe and CTL or the surgeon who lopped off your meat-balaclava? Either way it brought a tear to my eye. My Jap's eye, obviously.

Happy birthday, chaps Dedicated MS Paint drawings of penises are available upon request.

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 2010-07-23, 09:03
L,B'XXX's Avatar
L,B'XXX L,B'XXX is offline
dsnt trust ne1 < 30
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
Posts: 8,868
Send a message via ICQ to L,B'XXX Send a message via AIM to L,B'XXX Send a message via Yahoo to L,B'XXX
Happy birthday you guys! Here's to many more.
__________________
My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 2010-07-23, 11:06
drawn&quartered's Avatar
drawn&quartered drawn&quartered is offline
Too _____, wouldn't fuck
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,537
Happy birthday you two, be safe
__________________
I dont have any funny quotes

NEGROGENESIS


Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 2010-07-23, 16:05
Dyldo's Avatar
Dyldo Dyldo is offline
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,907
Send a message via AIM to Dyldo Send a message via MSN to Dyldo
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
and I slit your throat too
I just want to see your blood run
that`s the thing that makes me cum
I`m gonna kill you just because I want to
I`m the vampire of Dusseldorf
and I will cut your life short!

Couldn`t be a better birthday song for CTL and JoeYngVai, aye?
Happy Burfday you two bitches


You're just mad someone cut your skin off. I've actually been to Dusseldorf. It sucked. Now I know why you are the way you are.

HERY DERP DAY YOU TWO! IAN! Come to the OC fair tonight and lets partay. Ziggy Marley is playing. We can sway with the pot music with the other struggling suburban white kids. Nothing spells protest more than white kids singing Buffalo Solder!
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so ronrey

Last edited by Dyldo : 2010-07-23 at 16:17.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 2010-07-23, 16:39
JoeYngVai's Avatar
JoeYngVai JoeYngVai is offline
Vaginal Warts
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Posts: 2,289
Send a message via AIM to JoeYngVai
haha, I'm going out to dinner, but that sounds chill as shit. We'll see each other in the near future, especially now that we can both legally drink... so many options!

Let me know if some vitamins show up, too! That would be a party

Oh and Gomli... just a lovely thread, thank you
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 2010-07-23, 18:01
Dyldo's Avatar
Dyldo Dyldo is offline
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,907
Send a message via AIM to Dyldo Send a message via MSN to Dyldo
Christ, I keep forgetting you just turned 21. We'll hit up my favorite dive next time you're in town and get properly toasted.

Where you going to go eat? I thought of you today because I had some eel for lunch and you're always (well, twice maybe) going on about how much you love the stuff. It was tasty. And then my card was declined in front of my boss and two executives. Charming!
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so ronrey
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 2010-07-23, 18:46
Requiem Requiem is offline
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
Try to enjoy another shite day that's not quite as shite.

Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 2010-07-23, 19:39
CompelledToLacerate's Avatar
CompelledToLacerate CompelledToLacerate is offline
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 3,003
Thanks guys. I'm going out to jam tonight, I'll probably celebrate my birthday sometime next week since I'm on vacation. I can get fucking shit faced and not have to go to work hung over.
__________________
DETH TOLL!!!

Keep checking for new crap.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 2010-07-23, 20:23
JoeYngVai's Avatar
JoeYngVai JoeYngVai is offline
Vaginal Warts
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Posts: 2,289
Send a message via AIM to JoeYngVai
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyldo
Christ, I keep forgetting you just turned 21. We'll hit up my favorite dive next time you're in town and get properly toasted.

Where you going to go eat? I thought of you today because I had some eel for lunch and you're always (well, twice maybe) going on about how much you love the stuff. It was tasty. And then my card was declined in front of my boss and two executives. Charming!


Dude... I am going to the most awesome Italian restaurant chain that you've probably heard of/eaten at: Buca Di Beppo.

Few people understand how abso-fucking-lutely de-fucking-licious their Margarita Pizzas are. I cannot even wait to taste the thin-crusted beauty that soon awaits my starving pallets... and empty stomach.

I rarely get around to OC (LOL DOUBLE MEANING), but I'll find some excuse to get over there again soon (LOL DOUBLE MEANING). Probably will get over there for a show or something eventually.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 2010-07-24, 01:15
The Execrator's Avatar
The Execrator The Execrator is offline
Noob lud
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Upstate New Yaawwk
Posts: 3,493
Happy Birthday d00ders
__________________
9/23

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 2010-07-24, 06:42
Gomli's Avatar
Gomli Gomli is offline
ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ger., North
Posts: 2,593
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyldo
I've actually been to Dusseldorf. It sucked.


I don`t live there. I`m from the northcoast dude!
No actually this song came to my mind when I was woke up yesterday and what`s the first thing you do when you get up and have no life? Exactly! Going to MT and check if there`s anyone who has the burfday!
Look up Peter Kurten and you know what I`m talking about :P
__________________
C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.


R.I.P moe
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 2010-07-25, 10:11
blitz906's Avatar
blitz906 blitz906 is offline
Okay.
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 4,137
Send a message via MSN to blitz906 Send a message via Yahoo to blitz906
Happy Birthday!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 2010-07-27, 02:13
johnmansley's Avatar
johnmansley johnmansley is offline
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,971
Send a message via MSN to johnmansley
Get mashed, mofos

Just not with Dylan. You have been warned.
__________________
Album of the day:

Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:41.


========

Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Disclaimer
Copyright © 2001-2009 MetalTabs.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.