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Old 2012-06-16, 16:58
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lol Shut the hick up, Paddy. Nobody rattled your cage. hick, hick

Happy Father's Day to all the dads and dads in training.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-06-16, 17:12
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Not with that accent.


I'd actually download Skype just to talk to you, my girl
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Old 2012-06-16, 17:57
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I recently lost my Grandmother as well. It sounds like I wasn't as close to her as you were to yours.

I've never really understood how to get pussy haha. Best of luck to you, Chris.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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Old 2012-06-17, 08:18
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If you want someone haute and not brain dead, don't let them know anything about your online personalities because nobody will go out with you. (And that's a collective term not intended for anyone in particular.)


Joe', I'm sorry for your loss, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-06-17, 14:34
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lol Shut the hick up, Paddy.
I've tried, God knows I've tried, but she just keeps fucking posting!

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Happy Father's Day to all the dads and dads in training.
You mean habitual masturbators?

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I'd actually download Skype just to talk to you, my girl
You're only interested in cannibalising me. I want you to want me for ME.

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If you want someone haute and not brain dead, don't let them know anything about your online personalities because nobody will go out with you. (And that's a collective term not intended for anyone in particular.)
OH YEAH SURE. NO ONE IN PADDICULAR.

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Joe', I'm sorry for your loss, too.
Me too, Ian. Although for the sake of retaining credibility as a non-racist I have to pretend to care about Chris' loss more. Although wops and spics are essentially the same thing, so I guess it's six in one, a half-dozen in the other.

In amongst the tastelessness of the above lurks genuine condolences If I had to pick one member of MT who deserved to go through this shit it certainly wouldn't be you or Chris. It'd be PST.

Ian, I heard your cover of that song by that guy. You know, the one with the delusions of grandeur. It was fantasticles.
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Old 2012-06-17, 15:39
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Don't you mean fantesticles?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-06-17, 18:49
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Ian, I heard your cover of that song by that guy. You know, the one with the delusions of grandeur. It was fantasticles.


Thank you! I must say that the original is better... but I had lots of fun making it. That guy who makes those songs is really good. We should rape that person

@Bobbi... that was horribly offensive language there! Sheesh... I thought you were an adult!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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Old 2012-06-18, 02:05
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To the best of my knowledge, actual adults fall victim to spontaneous self combustion when they try to enter this place. I'd like to think it's something rigged by the mods, but I fear it's something that jest grew from the soil, as it were.
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Old 2012-06-18, 09:43
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Old 2012-06-18, 10:45
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If you huys got too much time on your hands this is worth a reading

http://christwire.org/
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Old 2012-06-18, 11:14
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If you huys got too much time on your hands this is worth a reading

http://christwire.org/


It's not so much a judgement on me as it is on humanity, that it took as long as it did for me to see what's what with that.
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Old 2012-06-18, 11:17
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God those headlines are hilarious. I especially like the Arrested Development reference on someone wanting to rape the girl from The View: "Her?".
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Old 2012-06-18, 11:31
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I still remember the first time I got linked that site... I was laughing my ass off during the entire article, but it took me halfway through before I realized that the humor was intentional. Good shit.
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Old 2012-06-19, 12:31
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Oh, why do I click on these things.

Joe', I'm greatly sorry if I offended you. Blame my sons for that one.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-06-20, 10:56
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Because you have to click them. Don't hide reality! Open your eyes and gaze upon blasphemy, death, curiosities, pornography, fetishes, and cute baby chickens!

side note: my fetish involves all of these simultaneously.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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Old 2012-06-21, 02:55
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New season of metalocalypse is bangin'.
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Old 2012-06-21, 03:39
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New season of metalocalypse is bangin'.

Yeah, had some pretty funny moments so far.
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