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Old 2010-04-15, 07:41
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I must be the only queer that doesn't smoke here
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I must be the only queer that doesn't smoke here


your homosexuality is not based on your tobacco intake
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Old 2010-04-15, 10:59
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I must be the only queer that doesn't smoke here

I would still smoke ciggs if they we're so damn expensive, Thank you government. I'll still smoke one here and there, 2 a week at most (which isn't very often at all). Usually just a drag or two from a friends will satisfy me for a while.

I did smoke a nice fat cigar with my girlfriend in the park yesterday though, that was enjoyable

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Old 2010-04-15, 11:21
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I don't smoke, and I haven't sucked cock in years.

Is there any tobacco out there which won't give you lung-fuckage? As I understand it the tobacco itself isn't the main problem, it's the gunk the tobacco companies add to it which fucks you up.

I could simply Google this and answer my own question, but I'm desperate for any kind of human contact, so...
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Old 2010-04-15, 11:58
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well technically you don't inhale cigars, so they won't give you lung-fuckage, just mouth-fuckage. And your mouth is very used to a lot of fuckage already, so you're good to go.
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Old 2010-04-15, 15:01
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Honestly, it tastes no worse than a Marlboro. And by filling all those tubes, you rightfully earn your smoke break, instead of just, "Well, I payed for 'em I guess I can chainsmoke now" NO! You earn em! It also drives the habit of chainsmoking down, in the figure that you simply MUST do work before smoking a cigarette, otherwise there will be no cigarette!

Tube cuts: 200 paper tubes w/filters for about $2.39+Colorado sales tax.
Packing mechanism: Less than 9 bucks, you only have to buy one, unless you buy two.
Tobacco: 'Pack's worth' pouch for $1.69, American only. In America, only, except for other countries that have... that. Pounds are 25 I think.


Dude, you smoke pipe tobacco out of cigs? Do you know how fucking
disgusting that shit tastes when you do that? Since it works differently than a pipe, its about a 10th of the flavor. A friend of mine had this same idea and he barely got a few puffs before he felt like puking and it took him awhile to get the taste out of his mouth. I've tried this before, with nice tobacco, and I felt like puking. Not only that, but pipe tobacco does not provide you with sufficient nicotine to satisfy a smoker's normal craving.

I bet you buy that straw shit from Rite Aid or Savon too, huh?

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I don't smoke, and I haven't sucked cock in years.

Is there any tobacco out there which won't give you lung-fuckage? As I understand it the tobacco itself isn't the main problem, it's the gunk the tobacco companies add to it which fucks you up.

I could simply Google this and answer my own question, but I'm desperate for any kind of human contact, so...


Snuff is lung-cancer free, but isn't smoked.

Pipe tobacco is your safest bet.
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Yeah pipes and cigars are just used for the taste, not inhaling. Gentle puffs... you don't want to draw too hard from a pipe or cigar, or it'll just taste like burnt faeces.

Not all tobacco companies add chemicals to cigarettes. There are a few organic brands out there I think. This being the only one I know of: http://grassrootgourmet.files.wordp...09/04/orglt.jpg
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Old 2010-04-17, 08:06
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I must be the only queer that doesn't smoke here


I don't either. Cigarettes at least...my band got a new singer and eventually he and my drummer coaxed me into trying weed. I've smoked it maybe 7 times now. The first three I had no clue what I was doing....but yeah. Not bad at all now.
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Old 2010-04-17, 14:39
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I don't smoke cigarettes either. If I'm drinking or sometimes when a friend offers one but I don't go out and buy my own as I don't enjoy it nearly enough to spend cash on it.

Those American Spirits make me feel like shit!
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Old 2010-04-17, 16:05
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American Spirits are very good, but the regulars are quite harsh. The lights are like normal smokes' regulars. And they burn over twice as long as normal smokes, which is a good thing.
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Old 2010-04-17, 18:19
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Old 2010-04-19, 08:36
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When i get american spirits i go for the perique blend and i always pre-crush the fuck out of the cigarette before i smoke it. Makes it hit a bit harsher, because American Spirits are packed with 50% more tobacco and it makes them much harder to hit.

but god damn, that perique tobacco has me feelin like i'm walkin on clouds.
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You just now started smoking weed?
that shit was so 1963, get with the times, it's all about freebasing roxycodones and snorting methanphetamine granules.


we all do that super dope shit.
gotta be on that next level.
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Old 2010-04-19, 16:50
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I'm a cigar guy, and not usually the fancy ones just a ten dollar churchill or torpedo and I'm good. For the really cheap stuff I go with swisher chocolate. For being a buch each they're fucking delicous. Probably really cancerous though with all the shit they use to make it flavored.
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Old 2010-04-19, 22:18
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Anyone here dip? I don't but I was thinking about trying.
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Old 2010-04-19, 22:33
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Old 2010-04-20, 00:49
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Chewing tobacco is pretty nice at times but I'd try to keep it to a minimum. The brands that come in cans are the most damaging tobacco products there are. I'd stick to redman and other pouched brands.
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Old 2010-04-20, 00:51
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You just now started smoking weed?
that shit was so 1963, get with the times, it's all about freebasing roxycodones and snorting methanphetamine granules.


we all do that super dope shit.
gotta be on that next level.



nah man, weeds good enough for me dude. I don't want to go coockoo nutso on crazy shit. I don't even drink.
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Old 2010-06-08, 14:14
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Been smoking rollies latley. Just some Amsterdam Shag i got for $6.50 an ounce with cheap Rizzla papers. Pretty amazing stuff, it's free of chemicals and all that shit. Smells of beef jerky and Copenhagen. I'm drunk.
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Old 2010-06-08, 14:43
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It smells like Copenhagen? So it smells like pretty women and mediocre beer flooded streets?

Picked up a new bag of tobacco the other day called "Black Russian" and its pretty fucking tasty. Its an aromatic, but the least aromatic that I like.
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