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Old 2009-10-03, 12:42
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haha. I don't even know how one would even get three helping unless you looked something like this


dude... her face is pretty hawt.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-10-03, 13:23
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That nipple-piercing had me rolling over the floor though.
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What if someone paid you 40 bux to suck on those tit-ties?
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Old 2009-10-04, 02:06
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I've done it for less.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-10-04, 02:34
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haha. I don't even know how one would even get three helping unless you looked something like this

Did he give you permission to snoop through his private DVD collection?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-10-04, 06:31
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Did he give you permission to snoop through his private DVD collection?

*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?
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Old 2009-10-04, 08:55
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*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?

haha
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*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?



*cymbal crash*
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-10-10, 11:16
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*wait 2 mins*
You mean the national North-Irish library?
They won't let me back in there anymore.
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Old 2009-10-10, 13:47
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They won't let me back in there anymore.

They couldn't be bothered putting signs up every time you went back there?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2010-05-22, 14:15
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1. The sun.
2. People who like the sun and won't stop talking about it or playing their fucking music as loudly as possible in celebration of its being visible and hot.
3. God for allowing Scrubs to remain on the air for more than one season.
4. Cancer patients. STOP WHINING, WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING. At least you won't have to sit in line at the barber's anymore. Ya bald fuckers.
5. Ahh who gives a fuck.
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Old 2010-05-22, 17:53
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4. Cancer patients. STOP WHINING, WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING. At least you won't have to sit in line at the barber's anymore. Ya bald fuckers.


If you talk like this in person you could easily be a comedian.
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Old 2010-05-22, 18:45
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Old 2010-05-22, 20:22
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1. My highly reflective white-ass skin.
2. Not being in better shape.
3. Not having an infinite supply of food.
4. Cleaning being the only way to make things clean.
5. See 1-5.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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Old 2010-05-22, 20:22
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1. my internet dropping me like an ugly baby
2. when my asshole feels wet
3. waking up at night twice to piss
4. when people complain that they have to work
5. fat bitches who think they are somehow sexy and deserve a lot
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