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Old 2002-09-02, 14:46
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Keep up your bullshit, and everything you post will be gone, and you as well.

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Old 2002-09-02, 20:20
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..took it and started beating trevor with it, trevor was thinking ''why the hell would i give the yeti a dildo except for a sexual pleasure'' anyway the yeti kept giving trevor continous blows to the head with this ''dildo''...he was battered and bruised....the trucker that was nearby started to do something instead of watching the yeti beat the shit out of trevor with a dildo so he thought..


i'll use my 10 yrs. experience of........
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Old 2002-09-02, 20:49
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...Being a stunt double for Rowdy Rowdy Piper in all of those crappy movies he made and...
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Old 2002-09-02, 21:01
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so the trucker clotheslined the yeti
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Old 2002-09-02, 21:06
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... and knocks the yeti flat on its ass, leaving it either to weak or emabarsed to fight back. As Trevor gets up and grabs the dildo, the trucker, in an ironic twist, starts...
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Old 2002-09-02, 21:13
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he twisted that iron.........wait......oh i get it now! ( )



rams the dildo in trevor's face and breaks 2 of his teeth.
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Old 2002-09-02, 21:24
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.. Leaving Trevor all of 8 teeth in total, which he uses to fashion a crude...
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Old 2002-09-02, 21:40
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sexy bucktoothed smile. all the ladies wanted him but he was too much of 2-timer.
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Old 2002-09-02, 21:51
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Trevor, with his feelings of rejection and yeti beatings, walked off into the sunset with his dildo and sexy buck toothed smile, along the way, tripping over a...
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Old 2002-09-02, 23:13
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Old 2002-09-03, 04:33
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Wow.

Move over James Joyce.

Your collective stream of consciousness technique leave me absolutely bowelless.

These stories are like an awful sprawling literary haemorrhage. Amusing
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