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Old 2005-03-19, 08:15
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I R BABOON

This is a song I wrote just because I wanted to write .

Get off my boat, or I'll slit your throat!
You smell like shit, you nitwitty git!
And you will die if you steal my blueberry pie!

I R BABOON!
I R BABOON!
I HAVE A BOAT AND ILL FUCK YOU TO THE MOON!

Bleed you fucking fagott!
I stabbed you with a carrot!
A sharp fucking carrot!
The best fucking carrot!
I bought it from a farmer, and if you fucking harm her!
I will kill yooooouuuu!

I R BABOON!
I R BABOON!
I HAVE A CARROT AND ILL FUCK YOU TO THE MOON!

I R Weasel is a dirty bitch!
He sucks his own cock and hes rich!
I stole his acoustic guitar and painted it black!
Dont fuck with my poo nuggets or theyll attack!

I R BABOON!
I R BABOON!
I HAVE POO NUGGETS AND THEY WELL KILL YOU VERY SOON!
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Old 2005-03-19, 09:14
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if i hadn't seen that joke in the guitar forum i wouldn't be laughing. but since that was crap:

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Old 2005-03-19, 10:31
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Okay, what's the joke or the link to the joke? The carrot bit was pretty amusing but even for a comedic rant it needed pulled together more.

A friend just turned me on to Stephen Lynch. That guy writes some funny songs. Some is really gross, but it's good stuff. His guitar playing is good, too.
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Old 2005-03-19, 10:36
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mumsy dearest:

head to "guitar zone," and click on the link called "a little joke" by poultonjoe.
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Old 2005-03-19, 12:00
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slabbe, you stole that from an old cartoon didnt you
at least the i r babbon and i r weasel is from an old show
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Old 2005-03-19, 12:56
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That was fucking stupid. You guys should really stop abusing this forum.
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Old 2005-03-19, 13:07
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slabbe, you stole that from an old cartoon didnt you
at least the i r babbon and i r weasel is from an old show


Correct its from the show I R BABOON on cartoon network.
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Old 2005-03-19, 13:10
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I don't remember them having their own show, but I do remember them having episodes on Cow and Chicken.
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Old 2005-03-19, 13:19
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Hmm, maybe your right, Its been a long time since I watched that show.
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Old 2005-03-19, 15:30
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mumsy dearest:

head to "guitar zone," and click on the link called "a little joke" by poultonjoe.


Mumsie? I think that's a first at this forum at least. Thanks sugarplum. I fail to see why that thread and I R Baboon have anything in common unless I missed something somewhere. The most retarded thing I saw there was about the red dye. Over here a certain red dye was banned back in the 70's I believe. I hope to goodness it didn't take that long there for the same one.

And I hope it isn't in the McVitie's Gingernuts I bought at the Britsh Market on vacation. Those things are good!!!

But Cow and Chicken was cool around these parts years ago and I vaguely remember I R Baboon. I stillthink the piece needs tightened up a little though. i know you can rant better than that.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2005-03-19, 19:22
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Cow and Chicken had the I am Weasle segment sometime during eaxh episode. But people liked it so theey made I am Weasle a stand alone show. The show wasn't called I R Baboon, it was I am Weasle.
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Old 2005-03-19, 22:24
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Ah. I couldn't remember.
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Old 2005-03-19, 22:55
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Cow and Chicken was a fucking classic show.
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Cow and Chicken was a fucking classic show.


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Old 2005-03-20, 20:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slabbefusk
This is a song I wrote just because I wanted to write .

Get off my boat, or I'll slit your throat!
You smell like shit, you nitwitty git!
And you will die if you steal my blueberry pie!

I R BABOON!
I R BABOON!
I HAVE A BOAT AND ILL FUCK YOU TO THE MOON!

Bleed you fucking fagott!
I stabbed you with a carrot!
A sharp fucking carrot!
The best fucking carrot!
I bought it from a farmer, and if you fucking harm her!
I will kill yooooouuuu!

I R BABOON!
I R BABOON!
I HAVE A CARROT AND ILL FUCK YOU TO THE MOON!

I R Weasel is a dirty bitch!
He sucks his own cock and hes rich!
I stole his acoustic guitar and painted it black!
Dont fuck with my poo nuggets or theyll attack!

I R BABOON!
I R BABOON!
I HAVE POO NUGGETS AND THEY WELL KILL YOU VERY SOON!



Did'nt Anal Cunt record this song?
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Old 2005-03-21, 13:34
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Old 2005-03-21, 14:08
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Ooh ooh, let's make a poem about Slabbefusk:

Slabbefusk likes the cock,
Military roleplay in a desert smock,
He likes to chew on his pet rat's tail,
But then he stops because he's getting an email,
"Viagra pills" - he might need them
Because he's going to the city of sperm and femdoms!
Ooh Yeah, Goodness gracious,
Slabbefusk!

hahaha, now there's two pointless "songs" in this thread. Haha
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Old 2005-03-21, 19:08
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i r baboon and i AM weasel
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