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Old 2010-05-21, 10:02
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Fuck all. Kinda harrowing to think that my answer to that question will be the same 10 years from now.

I know the feeling all too well. Even though I have a career picked out and everything, I still feel like I'll never serve a useful purpose on this planet. The strange thing is, I'm not depressed. I've actually been a cheery person for the last few years, and I enjoy my existence, even though I know deep down that it means absolutely nothing. I suppose I've just become used to knowing that and learned to be happy regardless of having no true destiny lol.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2010-05-21, 11:04
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Age 18 From Fort Lauderdale, Florida - - Online 5 days ago
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Cool black cub never been fucked(this description will change when I do) im just lookin for a real guy who i can walk around the mall wit n not look like a ragin homo.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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Old 2010-05-21, 13:30
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I know the feeling all too well. Even though I have a career picked out and everything, I still feel like I'll never serve a useful purpose on this planet. The strange thing is, I'm not depressed. I've actually been a cheery person for the last few years, and I enjoy my existence, even though I know deep down that it means absolutely nothing. I suppose I've just become used to knowing that and learned to be happy regardless of having no true destiny lol.

But you've already been a beacon ( among other things) in each other's world so all is not lost. At least you're not bugging the rest of us when you're having your sausage fests.
blitz', you may think that way, but you don't know who all you'll influence in your lifetime that you'll never even know about.
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Old 2010-05-21, 23:55
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LORD HELP ME I AM DRUNK AND YOU'RE ALL THE CHAMBERS IN MY NAUTILUS. I COULD BE MORE PRETENTIOUS BUT I'M SAVING IT FOR WOMEN.
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Old 2010-05-21, 23:59
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Old 2010-05-22, 07:45
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Old 2010-05-22, 12:55
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How did Dylpickle spell all that right?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-05-22, 13:20
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

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Old 2010-05-22, 17:18
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sounds like this would be a thing for rich metalheads. well, looking at the pricing it is somewhat affordable considering its 4 days. Just imagine being a band member on that boat. hundreds of long haired nasty fucks always begging to suck your cock.

If only Alestorm was going on that boat, it would be truly epic...
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Old 2010-05-22, 17:36
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Old 2010-05-23, 09:17
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Just imagine being a band member on that boat. hundreds of long haired nasty fucks always begging to suck your cock.


It seems like that's the case for members of any recognized metal acts. Metal fans are fuckin goofy like that.
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Old 2010-05-23, 10:14
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How metal is it to have a gig on a fuckin' cruise ship? When the staff are done sweeping up the half-sucked lozenges left behind by their previous elderly passengers lemme know and I'll buy us all a mankini.

Unless the ship is to be sailed into pirate-controlled waters - pirates being the most metally of all seafaring folk - I'm NOT INTERESTED.

<--- this reminds me off that Vietnamese ping-pong ball show I went to featuring Miss Carry Ohn Mi, the Super Amazing Babymeat Flinger.
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Old 2010-05-23, 20:48
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I'm glad to see that metal has finally stumbled on the trail blazed by such groundbreaking acts as ... Journey and, uh, REO Speedwagon. And let us not forget Styx!

Point is:

GAY!
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