2002-09-02, 14:46
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Symbiotic In Theory
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Originally Posted by metal=life
Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2002-09-02, 20:20
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Originally posted by tatter3d
..took it and started beating trevor with it, trevor was thinking ''why the hell would i give the yeti a dildo except for a sexual pleasure'' anyway the yeti kept giving trevor continous blows to the head with this ''dildo''...he was battered and bruised....the trucker that was nearby started to do something instead of watching the yeti beat the shit out of trevor with a dildo so he thought..
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i'll use my 10 yrs. experience of........ |
2002-09-02, 20:49
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...Being a stunt double for Rowdy Rowdy Piper in all of those crappy movies he made and...
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2002-09-02, 21:01
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so the trucker clotheslined the yeti
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2002-09-02, 21:06
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... and knocks the yeti flat on its ass, leaving it either to weak or emabarsed to fight back. As Trevor gets up and grabs the dildo, the trucker, in an ironic twist, starts...
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2002-09-02, 21:13
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he twisted that iron.........wait......oh i get it now!  (  )
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2002-09-02, 21:24
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.. Leaving Trevor all of 8 teeth in total, which he uses to fashion a crude...
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2002-09-02, 21:40
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sexy bucktoothed smile. all the ladies wanted him but he was too much of 2-timer.
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2002-09-02, 21:51
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Trevor, with his feelings of rejection and yeti beatings, walked off into the sunset with his dildo and sexy buck toothed smile, along the way, tripping over a...
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2002-09-02, 23:13
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I am a tax on the world..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2002-09-03, 04:33
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Wow.
Move over James Joyce.
Your collective stream of consciousness technique leave me absolutely bowelless.
These stories are like an awful sprawling literary haemorrhage. Amusing 
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