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Old 2007-05-28, 19:27
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Some raps I wrote with my friend

Me and my friend have a little FL Studio RAP(gasp! mentioning RAP on metaltabs?) project going.

This isnt GAY ass rap on the radio, im talking Necro-esque rap.

This is supposed to sound goofy and funny.

Right now im feeling violent, ima use this razor cut your throat and make you silent, ill take your life with this rusty knife then go to your house and rape your wife, blood on the carpet gotta get rid of that shit before CSI comes in with the forensics kit, we dont rap to provoke you, we rap about how ill use your intestines to choke you, gasping for the air that isnt there, take you to the top of a building and throw you down a flight of stairs, ill bash your skull in, and then take off your skin like a coat, throw your body in quicksand and sea how long youll float, im seriously serial, ill take a corrosive material and put it in your cereal.

Somthing my friend wrote-(hes 10x better than me)

yes yes i'm a happy man, i got a happy plan
to cut your face with a ripped up pop can
i'll tiptoe across your face and put a spell on ya
i pushed over the ladder and it fucking fell on ya
you got bad luck, yes youre fucked out of luck
and you know project crew, you know we dont give a fuck
you got top secret info, well took you to the ground fool
gimme that nummy or ill drown you in your swimming pool
yea we'll cut off youre chin fat and grill it, unless you spill it
cause unless we get those digits, then ill take youre fucking life and kill it, duh
you're fucking up, it's getting rough, and youre sister is tough
I know, because I hit it and she never had enough
she's at my door, screaming more, yes you're sisters a whore
I should grab her by her hair and powerbomb her through my floor
cause we don't hesitate to slam a woman around here
project crew produces everything that you fear
and ladies if you wanna piece it's something youll have to earn
and you gotta take turns, don't you soulflys ever learn
fuck you, fuck off, i don't know what you speak of
you won't know my name, but you will know that we made love

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Old 2007-05-28, 23:03
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Me and my friend have a little FL Studio RAP(gasp! mentioning RAP on metaltabs?) project going.

This isnt GAY ass rap on the radio, im talking Necro-esque rap.

This is supposed to sound goofy and funny.


wow, strong homo


the gayest parts of this are the parts ive quoted. dont be so gay.

the better rap was the first one.
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Old 2007-05-29, 03:41
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Just let other people call it gay if that's going to happen. If you're posting it, obviously you like it a little bit, so cut the 'it's so gay because it's not metal' bullshit.
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Old 2007-05-29, 08:55
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Necro is pretty fucking gay.
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Old 2007-05-29, 13:05
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nice man very nice
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Old 2007-05-30, 15:38
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it wasnt gay. it was retarded. and your friend sounds very bright

edit: the first one was less retarded, though.

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Old 2007-05-30, 16:51
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That made me giggle.
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