2002-08-23, 12:48
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order chinese....
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2002-08-23, 12:56
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...but instead, he got crunchy bisquits with vanilla flavor. the next second, the reaper himself stood in front of him and yelled: "so there are my bisquits, you filthy badger!" Genghis leaped in his chair and...
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2002-08-23, 13:01
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said" har har har, i'm a pirate"
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2002-08-23, 13:04
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" a butt pirate, that is" and he tried to acquire the booty.
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2002-08-23, 13:18
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"oh no, you naughty mammal", said the reaper. "You back that ass up!" Genghis had to obey because of the reapers hypnotic stare. The reaper entered Genghis from behind while singing "bend over doggie, here comes the loggie". "Please Jesus, help your old lover", prayed Genghis, and out of the sky came.....
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2002-08-23, 13:27
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2002-08-23, 13:53
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Genghis liked to eat poo, especially angel poo, as this was the type which fell out the sky. So he and the grim reaper shared a lovely candlelit supper of angel poo and biscuits. But all of a sudden, the grim reaper's ex lover, Elvis came out of the...
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2002-08-23, 13:57
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closet. "eeeeek", screamed the Reaper. "you here?". It turned out that Elvis was having an affair with Genghis, so they ended up having the night of their life, all three.....
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2002-08-23, 13:59
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Having wild sex on the alter of the local bingo club. Until suddenly, Boris the bingo caller strolled into the hall and shouted...
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2002-08-23, 14:41
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''OI YOU 2 WHAT U DOIN?'' They both looked around and replied ''Oh nothing were just having a bit of a rumple..u know.....sex'' the bingo caller replied with ''Oh cool ill join in''...
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2002-08-23, 14:47
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once i grow a penis
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2002-08-24, 04:08
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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2002-08-24, 08:18
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..the FTT is aincent so Gav Created a NEW ONE!
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2002-08-24, 20:19
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New one's up, this one's done.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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