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View Poll Results: Cmon, just answer the damn question.
I am circmcised, don't miss it. 34 47.89%
I have foreskin, want to keep it. 36 50.70%
I am circumcised, want it back. 0 0%
I have foreskin, I want it gone. 1 1.41%
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Old 2006-09-10, 14:01
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Unless you had a dad that was never around and was delivered by a midife, your genitalia has probably come in contact with another male. Wrap your mind around that one dude.


I will probably regret asking, but can you get into the technicalities of whatever you are on about? You don't make any sense.

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Old 2006-09-10, 14:04
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So you're saying your dad never fondled your penis? What kind of sick freak-o family are you part of?
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Old 2006-09-10, 16:11
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Unless you had a dad that was never around and was delivered by a midife, your genitalia has probably come in contact with another male. Wrap your mind around that one dude.


Yeah, but think of where most of you came through first unless you were a c-section baby. hehe


Canada just has a whole province to send the "undesirables" too. I don't know how BOB_ZE ended up there. Maybe he's really a warden. Border patrol or something so they dont' escape into the rest of the country.

And wth? I'm a nice American, bitches.
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Yes........


Well i dont' care if they are gay or not.. If they want to do crazy stuff like pull their shit out in the middle of a game of Asshole (drinking game) in order to make everyone else drink.. then.. well by golly.. thats what they'll do.

one of my friends (who does that) took a shit off a 4 story wooden tower into this river that we used to jump into. They filmed it.....
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Old 2006-09-10, 17:40
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So you're saying your dad never fondled your penis? What kind of sick freak-o family are you part of?


My dad fondled nothing because I was raised by my single mom OOOHH BURN!!
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Old 2006-09-10, 22:56
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one of my friends (who does that) took a shit off a 4 story wooden tower into this river that we used to jump into. They filmed it.....

Shitting is completely acceptable. At any time; for any reason.

Example: Shitting on your friend while they sleep.

Example of what not to do: Cumming on your friend while they sleep. Or anything else invloving your penis touching any part of their body.
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Shitting is completely acceptable. At any time; for any reason.

Example: Shitting on your friend while they sleep.

Example of what not to do: Cumming on your friend while they sleep. Or anything else invloving your penis touching any part of their body.

What if you have to perform a tracheaometry and have no sharp tools? would you rather have your friend die?
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Old 2006-09-11, 00:31
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What if you have to perform a tracheaometry and have no sharp tools? would you rather have your friend die?

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An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....

"We had him circumcised."


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Old 2006-11-01, 23:26
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Old 2006-11-01, 23:33
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Old 2006-11-02, 10:31
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What. Where is the source.



EDIT: just read it. Weird....... LULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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