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Old 2010-07-29, 19:34
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He Got His First Period...

...and it's lasted 22 years. This haemoglobin-deprived cunt is in dire need of a hot blood injection, and his tampon-filled mattress is in dire need of replacement before it rots the guts out of his house and attracts a family of bears.

Happy birthday funtimes to THE_BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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Old 2010-07-29, 21:28
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Have a good one cunt. I think it's official, Paddy needs to create every bday thread.

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Old 2010-07-30, 00:50
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To be honest, I wasn't so much imagining a family of bears as a horrid armada of mosquitoes. Or ticks. Yea, ticks advancing like a good old fashioned tank army charge.

Anyhow, have a good one ye gear wiz!
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Old 2010-07-30, 04:42
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Old 2010-07-30, 09:48
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Old 2010-07-30, 17:43
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