2008-07-08, 17:49
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Senior Metalhead
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Kalmahswamp
1. Go to bed at 10:00 P.M.
2. Wake Up at 8:00 A.M.
3. Eat a nice hearty breakfast and toss back an invigorating dose of caffeine
4. Take a warm shower and wash all of that corpse paint and "bitchy, whiney super introspective, misunderstood" grime off of yourself.
5. Go outside to experience a light source other than your computer's screen.
6. Go back inside and throw away your gay, self-loathing doom metal albums made by 45 year old virgins that spend their days playing world of warcraft for 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 46 seconds and masturbating for 14 seconds.
7. Stop posting everything about yourself on Myspace.com then complaining about things like The Patriot Act.
8. Stop acting like the government gives a fuck about YOU as an individual.
9. Come to the realization of "Hey, the government hasn't really done a damn thing that has significantly affected anything I've known in my short life and everything I hate the government for is influenced by badass, super smart European dudes that FUCKIN' SHRED and fuckin' GENIUS-ASS PHILOSOPHERS [met on internet forums].
Follow these 9 simple steps and you'll learn to have a fantastic July 4, 2009...filled with jovial zest, mirthful spirit, majestic fireworks, and hotdog gluttony by Joey Chestnut that is the most inspirational feat ever performed by sentient matter.
I realize about halfway through this post I lost track...hope everyone had a happy 4th.
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i almost pissed myself reading that
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