2009-03-23, 16:49
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MUUSST NOT CLICCKKK. AAT WOORRKKK...
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Check my band out:
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i'm so ronrey
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2009-03-23, 16:50
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Oh it's just one of those Necrophagia-clips.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-03-24, 00:10
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Oh it's just one of those Necrophagia-clips.
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2009-03-24, 07:32
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Post-whore
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WTF? 
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2009-04-03, 08:20
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-04-05, 18:15
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My Ass, Your Face
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Location: Michigan
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W......T.......F
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2009-04-05, 21:52
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hahah i showed that to my gf and she dry-heaved.
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Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2009-04-05, 21:58
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Okay.
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Haha yeah it is pretty revolting.
You should buy one of those pumps and give it to her, just to see the look on her face 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2012-06-03, 14:41
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Bump!
Did you hear the one about the Canadian bisexual porn star who murdered a guy and sent body parts to various politicians after eating a few himself? Well, here's how he procured said parts:
Obviously NSFW
http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/...a-murder.16849/
I was laughing at frankly indefensible volumes at various points in this clip. See if you can figure out which!
Something a little less nihilistic:
Russian Mafia Hitman Performs a "Hit"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=942_1337867910
If I ever have a hit put out on me (that is, if Bobbi can sell enough turnip smoothies to raise the requisite funding) I want this guy to do it. |
2012-06-03, 14:45
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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I'm gonna mail you a turnip one of these days.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-06-04, 01:29
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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I just wanted to thank you guys. I was reading through the entire thread again, watched a couple of videos and now I'm about to puke. fml
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2012-06-04, 05:46
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Quantum.
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I love what this forum does for my browser history.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2012-06-05, 09:54
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Vaginal Warts
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I don't feel like making the mistakes you guys are making haha. I SHALL CLICK NOTHING!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2012-06-05, 11:06
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Quantum.
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Well, it's your loss man. Like, I understand if you're a little, like, you know scared, perhaps, but it's totally your decision and I'm sure we all will respect you none the less for it.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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