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Your an idiot. and people who say that wiccans are A-OK. well witches haven't exactly been revered throughout time. If they didn't want bad attention, then how about DONT BASE YOUR RELIGION ON WICHES. They're fucking witches for christsake. That is so ridicolous. it is like my bowl of cereal asking me not to eat it.
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2006-11-09, 20:32
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My girlfriend is Wiccan. In other words, she meditates and burns candles and herbs every now and then--but not often.
When I say meditate, I mean sitting or laying and thinking unconstructively.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2006-11-09, 21:02
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2006-11-09, 21:06
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A wiccan is just a level 2 Goth.
In the end they all shop exclusively at Hot Topic.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-11-09, 21:31
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That's a Wicclet.
"Omg omg need more rose petals for my love spell"
"witches don't want to hurt anyone, nuhuuuuuh"
"don't tick me off, I'll bind you!"
"omg don't want to kiss anyone in five places"
"ur not spanking me lol"
Bah.
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2006-11-10, 02:46
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
A wiccan is just a level 2 Goth.
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I disagree. You can't get any worse than a damn mall goth.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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2006-11-10, 04:38
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or a thief gettin his ass locked inside a garage and suin the homeowners
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2006-11-10, 14:17
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Originally Posted by JOAMdude
Your an idiot. and people who say that wiccans are A-OK. well witches haven't exactly been revered throughout time. If they didn't want bad attention, then how about DONT BASE YOUR RELIGION ON WICHES. They're fucking witches for christsake. That is so ridicolous. it is like my bowl of cereal asking me not to eat it.
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no. and uh... guy, dont even try. that was a terrible, TERRIBLE attempt at a point. and that last bit is so irrelevant to this.
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Witches are portrayed as repulsive creatures simply because in the past, it was a way to ward off children from them. No other practical or observational reason. About time that attitude was discarded.
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agreed.
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2006-11-10, 16:37
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LOL!!!!!! It seems like it would be tooooo ironic for her to live in Salem, MA. 
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dude, i have first hand experience with these people, i grew up in that area.
the wiccan in salem are LITERALLY middle aged goth women and every fucking one of them exceeds 300 pounds. the whole wiccan "religion" is complete and utter bullshit. its just a premise from which these folks sell nick-nacks and doo-dads at their soon-to-be-going-out-of-business little shops candleholders,magic rocks,taroh cards for the braindead tourists
they look worst than whats usually depicted in the halloween decoration themed crap, let me motherfucking tell you.
i mean, you'd be hard pressed to sell such decoration if it was to truely depict these people. picture Micheal Moore on a broom dressed as a witch......its that bad. no broomstick could withstand such amoeba-bulk.
they got an old victorian house as some sort of headquarters and then they do public speaking in a nearby park....its all a big show to squeeze every last cent on the whole witch trail shit that actually took place in Danvers, MA<it was part of salem 8 billion years ago>. its pretty much thier main purpose in life.
the word lame cannot even begin to describe these people.
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2006-11-10, 17:04
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i knew a girl that was a Wiccan until she tasted some massive cock power.
the only spell she did was the "Swallow The Cum-cadabra".
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2006-11-10, 17:04
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Originally Posted by powersofterror
My girlfriend is Wiccan. In other words, she meditates and burns candles and herbs every now and then--but not often.
When I say meditate, I mean sitting or laying and thinking unconstructively.
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Hell, I do that when I'm cooking. I think about a recipe and when I burn it I light candles to get rid of the smell.
Hmmf, guess I must be one of them, too.
(That's sarcasm for anyone questioning it.)
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2006-11-11, 14:41
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BURN HIM! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! HE'S ONE OF THEM!
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haha. i had missed this,
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dude, i have first hand experience with these people, i grew up in that area.
the wiccan in salem are LITERALLY middle aged goth women and every fucking one of them exceeds 300 pounds. the whole wiccan "religion" is complete and utter bullshit. its just a premise from which these folks sell nick-nacks and doo-dads at their soon-to-be-going-out-of-business little shops candleholders,magic rocks,taroh cards for the braindead tourists
they look worst than whats usually depicted in the halloween decoration themed crap, let me motherfucking tell you.
i mean, you'd be hard pressed to sell such decoration if it was to truely depict these people. picture Micheal Moore on a broom dressed as a witch......its that bad. no broomstick could withstand such amoeba-bulk.
they got an old victorian house as some sort of headquarters and then they do public speaking in a nearby park....its all a big show to squeeze every last cent on the whole witch trail shit that actually took place in Danvers, MA<it was part of salem 8 billion years ago>. its pretty much thier main purpose in life.
the word lame cannot even begin to describe these people.
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hah, i agree, its ridiculous, but i still wouldnt be able to disrespect their religion, not having one of my own to compare.
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2006-11-11, 15:18
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LOL @ low-tech's comment.
I knew a "wiccan" in high school, and then she lost weight, got rid of the fishnets and spiked chokers and is now a respectable person.
What are their beliefs based off of? Sucking LaVey's cock?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-11-11, 15:27
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LOL @ low-tech's comment.
I knew a "wiccan" in high school, and then she lost weight, got rid of the fishnets and spiked chokers and is now a respectable person.
What are their beliefs based off of? Sucking LaVey's cock?
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look it up on wikipedia. wiccapedia OMGZLOLOLOLOLOLOL123
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