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Old 2010-07-17, 00:19
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PENILE SEPTIC TRAUMA_HEIL HITLER's SLIGHTY BELATED BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA

Now you all know what PST_88's name really means. Really!

Everyone has to take at least a shot of his jew-semen to ensure that you're all infected with the same AIDS he got from my mother. That's right! When he isn't coughing up some professor's six-figure semen, he is, indeed, breeding with my entire family. Myself included. My new son will look like a cross between Sage Francis and Edward Norton. My holes are your holes. Or, as they say in Spanish: "My holes are your holes".

He also apparently peed on a church once. Now, that's metal. Stop lifting weights and go pee on a church, the lot of ya.

A toast to the cunt with the most/least:
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Old 2010-07-17, 00:38
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One time I played "Haunting the Chapel" in the chapel of an LDS church. I always thought that was hilarious, although not badass in the least.
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Old 2010-07-17, 02:32
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2010-07-17, 04:22
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WHo`s da man?! PST`s da maaan!!!1
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Old 2010-07-17, 09:47
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Old 2010-07-17, 11:07
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2010-07-19, 10:44
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That was very close, Dyldoloid. I'm impressed. And I love my new avatar. Thanks so much.
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Old 2010-07-19, 11:38
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Bob used to have a blue Care Bear just like that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-22, 02:32
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One time I played "Haunting the Chapel" in the chapel of an LDS church. I always thought that was hilarious, although not badass in the least.


One time I played "Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt" in a virgin's cunt. It was horny, although I left her entrails where they were as I thought it would have ruined what was a beautiful moment.

I questioned her virginal status, given that I got my hi-fi and speakers in there. Without lube.

Anyway, birthday wishes to Rich or whatever the fuck his name is - congratulations on outliving Dyldo's most recent ejaculate

At this juncture I feel the need to reference a penis but I really can't be bothered to think of anything even vaguely humorous to accompany said reference.
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Old 2010-07-22, 04:31
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I was there when he pissed against that church in Belgium!!



Have a good one man! Happy birthday and to many years to come!
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Old 2010-07-22, 10:11
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PST is my 8th favouritest member, which isn't as bad as it sounds when you consider that he once ranked below an iPhone spammer. However, keeping your new avatar (happy birthday, cunto) just might bump you up to 7th

Many happy returns to the real King of the Jews™! Christ may have fed the masses with just a few loaves and fishes, but I bet the cunt couldn't have turned them into a 5-star gourmet dish complete with a fennel sauce, stuffed peppers, a twig of parsley (the secret of all gourmet cooking) and an 18-year-old Merlot. And fries. Lots of yummy fries.

I don't know your address, so you'll have to make do with an awesome digital gift. I present to you my patent pending "everything looks delicious" glasses!

BAM!

Just slip these into any visiting restaurant critic's glasses case and you'll get top marks every time! That'll be $150. I accept PayPal.

Happy birthday chief, you truly are the most caring of all the bears
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Old 2010-07-22, 23:12
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One time I played "Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt" in a virgin's cunt. It was horny, although I left her entrails where they were as I thought it would have ruined what was a beautiful moment.

I questioned her virginal status, given that I got my hi-fi and speakers in there. Without lube.

That's great, Mansley, but cleaning that 8 year old's cervical mucous off of your hi-fi couldn't have been 3% as hard as cleaning the Jesus off of my Squier. Infer what you will from that sentence... I'm looking at you, Paddington.

Why am I the only one actually ignoring Rich in his BD thread, anyway? What's wrong with you pussies?
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Old 2010-07-23, 09:05
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There's just such a warm and fuzzy feeling when he's around they can't help themselves. Me? I'm just old and unimportant to him so I did it for my own benefit more than his.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-23, 18:44
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Old 2010-07-27, 02:17
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That's great, Mansley, but cleaning that 8 year old's cervical mucous off of your hi-fi couldn't have been 3% as hard as cleaning the Jesus off of my Squier.


He's a bugger for leaving stains everywhere that Jesus fellow, particularly on shrouds. Someone should have told him that we don't want to see his wanking face!
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Old 2010-08-01, 22:13
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I'm looking at you, Paddington.
That explains your massive quivering erection, seeping pre-spunk cock-lube like the weeping sores on a dying man's shoulder-meat, shiny and glistening as if the image were reflected in the ocular fluid of a still-twitching back-street abortion fish baby. Have no shame; engorge, my friend. Engorge like your haemoglobin is a starving woman and your glans is hosting the next Live Aid. Spurt thick, jetting droplets of honeyed joy in explosive bursts onto your computer monitor, and know me - know that I am a big bag of sexifuntimes.

CHRIST I want to feel you in me (not in a gay way, although on the face of it it's probably as gay as one can get without completely morphing into PST). Now, get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars!
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