I believe that these are also found in the Forum rules thread. You obviously didn't read all the posts.

#1. Stop posting intro threads. Nobody cares who you are around here unless you have a vagina, and even then it's iffy. I don't care where you are from and neither does anybody else. I also don't care how you found the site or whether or not you like it. I don't care how old you are. I don't care how long you've been playing. When somebody is interested in any of that, they will ask, and there are frequently threads about similar topics. Don't volunteer your information to people who don't care. Save it for when it is asked, as it likely will be.

#2. Come in quietly. If somebody posts something that interests you, reply. Try to be intelligent. Don't type in all caps. Don't use 17 exclamation points with two 1's at the end. It's fucking annoying. Conduct yourself in an intelligent manner. When people get used to you, you can be as retarded as you want and nobody will care. Well, not unless you are Transient.

#4. Avoid being defensive. If you happen to say something that receives criticism, don't worry. If somebody says something rude, respond in a somewhat classy manner. People are going to criticize newbies because they aren't yet assimilated into the group. You are an outsider right now, don't alienate yourself, work yourself in.

-Chris

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1. Hello, my name is Bob. I'm from the U.S. and I don't have a vagina. Cheers all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2. I LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I REALLY REALLY LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 FUCK SLIPKNOT AND BIZKIT, FUCK NU METAL AND POSERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

3. (hey, where the fuck is number 3?)

4. Fuck you, I'm not being defensive. You are. Nuh uh, you are. You're a fag, but if you say something back I'm gonna try to have you banned!

-Robert

I only posted this because I love you Power Soft. By the way, I made sure there were 17 exclamation points and two 1's following it, because I know how much you like that.

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HEHEHE

ur speling is to good in ur parodee

In other words, yeti, you're not drunk yet. But yeah, I love you too.

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Bob? Is your alcohol for your finger all gone? The Capt' Morgan?

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Nope, not yet. But I don't have to be to work until 2:30 tomorrow afternoon, so bye bye liver!

Any of you guys around back in the days when I used to get real fitshaced and post on here? Now that was good old fashioned fucked up typing. I could hardly tell what I was talking about when I sobered up. Normally, memnoch and atifman were my translators...

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I definately remember that, haha. I also remember you translating one of my posts into my current sig.

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You mean the dong thing?

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Figures you'd remember a dong thing.

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This is my favourite part of the rules:



This quote explains how and why I VICIOUSLY, CALLOUSLY AND WITH BEASTLINESS OF FORETHOUGHT, closed your pink lycra fag-dance of a thread. 'What are you wearing'?? Rotting shit.

That, and I thought of a funny line to close it on. Today, I've had less success:

Stop being a cunt.

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