2002-08-16, 14:27
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I don't recall masterbating at 8 years old.
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lmfao, exactly why I called him a suck fuck.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
Ulimnar signed off at 10:09:37 PM.
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2002-08-16, 18:22
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i dont think that is possible...that is quite sick though.
ok, here is one.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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2002-08-17, 08:08
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what if you go back in time and fuck your self up the ass? is that being gay or masterbating....
im a sick fuck......
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2002-08-17, 10:47
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2002-08-17, 21:36
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I am a tax on the world..
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what if uuuuhhhhhhh was so sick that he went back in time to fuck
cavemen.....you sick bastard sick fuck 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2002-08-17, 22:52
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What if some drunken moderating bastard closed this thread? 
HAHA
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2002-08-17, 23:57
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I would hail him.
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2002-08-18, 00:17
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me too
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2002-08-18, 00:28
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will a people stop bitchin? damn! each person has posted at least two statements saying they hate this thread....just close the goddamn thread already |
2002-08-18, 00:49
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this got old on like the second or third post
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-08-19, 14:20
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Drunken Yeti God
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Thread's closed. Start the hailing
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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