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Old 2012-02-25, 15:05
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Old 2012-03-07, 10:29
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screw the military??? brother,without the military youd be speaking turbinese right now....

i tried to join the army,i knew i wasnt good enough for the marines like my brothers,but i coulnd't even get into the army! -my failure didnt hurt me tho,it made me respect the military even more because i saw how hard it is.


I respect any man (or women!) whos willing to go into iraq and protect our freedoms and risk there lives at the same time.

What is Every ones opinion about homo-sexuals in the military? do you think it was a good thing to allow them in or a bad thing? Personally i dont think it matters,i think it was a bigger mistake to let women join.I dont think women are weaker i respect them but i just dont think its right for them to be in the line of fire at all.
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Old 2012-03-07, 12:25
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Yeah, you didn't want women in because they were instrumental in us nathenors kickin' yer redneck butts.
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Old 2012-03-07, 13:32
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screw the military??? brother,without the military youd be speaking turbineseright now....


Brilliant!

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I dont think women are weaker i respect them but i just dont think its right for them to be in the line of fire at all.


Women aren't allowed in the seals if that makes you feel any better.
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Old 2012-03-07, 13:54
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xxx -red necks is just as offensive to us as N-word is to colords,but you dont mind offending southerners because you consider us less than colourds,and that shows how racsist you are...

estringrev -women arent aloud in any military based around water because there titties make them to much buoyant! You cant put limpits on a sub if you have to float on top of the water!!!
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Old 2012-03-07, 13:58
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And there you go with that "u" again. And there are women on subs. I've seen them graduate. And lots of southerners refer to themselves as rednecks so I don't know where you got that clueless idea from. Oh, maybe I just determined it right there. Rat cheer to y'all.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2012-03-07, 14:02
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colords call themselfs the N-word,but they dont like when i say it to them,its the same for 'red necks'.

i dont understand your obsessed with U,i dont spell to good most of the time but you focus on the U!
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Old 2012-03-07, 14:16
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Must be the accent. Yours.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-03-07, 14:26
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estringrev -women arent aloud in any military based around water because there titties make them to much buoyant! You cant put limpits on a sub if you have to float on top of the water!!!

They give them special shoes so they sink to the bottom.

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Old 2012-03-07, 15:13
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What dafuq is going on can someone please enlight me? I'm like sitting here looking kinda like this O.o
Where does this dude came from, why is Bobbi in love with him and submarines and shit fffuck
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Old 2012-03-07, 15:39
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Where did you get the idea I was in love with him? My son was a submariner. And I'm from the side that won the war 150 years ago. Apparently he's still living 151 years ago. Give or take a year.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-03-07, 15:39
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They give them special shoes so they sink to the bottom.
Hahahahahaha!

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What dafuq is going on can someone please enlight me?
We all know what's going on, but we're not telling you. It's a secret.

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My son was a submariner.
...something about being full of seamen...

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Old 2012-03-07, 15:42
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lol Yeah, that line got used a lot.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-03-07, 20:11
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They give them special shoes so they sink to the bottom.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.---.
o (_,/\ \
O (`a a( )
o ) \= ) (
(.--' '--.)
/( .)^(. )\
| / \ / \ |
\\ / . \ //
\/\___/\/
| \_/ |
\ / /
\/ /
( (
|\ \
| \ \
(_)
.O.
<--|-->
_ | _
`\__/ \__/`
`-. .-'
.......................................................................................... ...


Now THAT'S good ASCII. This calls for some poetry!

Women should be pregnant every day
From their early teens until they're old and grey
and when they're tired of labor pains
we'll just wrap 'em up in chains
and dump 'em into San Francisco Bay
ba diddy boo!
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Old 2012-03-08, 09:04
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ha ha chris!!!! -women should maybe stay at home with the newborn babies?? im not mysogenist,i just dont want to think about a woman being tortured or be-headed or rapped or something like that and thats what will happen if a cameljockey gets there hands on them.Im sure they can handle themselves just fine in battle but a woman has more dangers than a man if they get captured by terriorists hiding in a sand dune like animals.

plus we all know very well that a woman cant keep secrets so torture wont even be needed!!!! ha ha

j/k
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Old 2012-06-15, 01:12
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WTF happened to my beloved thread?

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Old 2012-10-30, 05:34
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WTF happened to my beloved thread?

And BassB.... I'm watching you



Yea, I don't know what's going on in here.

Probably moving back to the states this coming summer. Still not exactly sure where, but maybe southern California.
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Old 2012-10-31, 02:51
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How long have you been in now, 'graf'?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-10-31, 05:06
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A few months over 4 years now. Dat O-3. Put on LT (Captain for USMC and I guess Army) at the end of this past August.
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I'm loving E-3. I sometimes wish I wasnt a pussy in college and accepted the rotc scholarship. I guess its not too bad, just pissed that I probably wont be able to go home any other time than Christmas, even though I'm stateside.
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