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Old 2010-07-10, 16:05
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"Is There a Booger in My Nose?" (Unabridged)

Once in a while, i'm feling low
so i need to talk to u
tell me about your day at work
and the things that you did do
Karen? we all know she's a slut
we hate that receptionist 2
0 & i almos forget, theirs 1 more thing
i ned to axe of u

Is there anything haning from my nose?
is it slimy, long, and green?
Please take a gander into there,
then tell me what you've seen

I tryed ur tuna castoroil
it tasted wery gud
id like 4 u to make another
if time allows u! would
i threw your mother down the stairs
she got back up and stood
i asked her ;make favor 4 me
but she didn't would:

Is there anything hanging from my nose?
A shriveled, yellow ball?
Tell me you will take a look.
Do you see anything at all?

i tell a yoke to make u smile
wanna here it 2?
1knock knock, whose their?
... .... .... .......... ...fuck u
get it? hope you liked it
cuz i tolled it- just 4 u
$$ \now maybe you cud make a favor
something u cud do

Is there anything hanging from my nose?
Do you see some snot?
Just take a look inside for me
I'd thank you quite a lot

-e.e. cumshot 2010
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Old 2010-07-10, 18:06
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It was rough, but I laughed. I think you picked a winner, Chris.
How'd you make that 3/4 sign?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-07-14, 09:57
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Chris, if your rhymes were any sweeter they'd be for dessert.
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Old 2010-07-14, 13:19
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"E. E. Cumshot".. priceless.
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Old 2010-07-15, 12:43
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It was rough, but I laughed. I think you picked a winner, Chris.
How'd you make that 3/4 sign?


In windows character map or Googlez
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Old 2010-07-15, 13:06
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In windows character map or Googlez
Or hold the left Alt button and type 0190 on the NUMPAD, then release Alt.

PADDY WINS!
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Old 2010-07-15, 13:42
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Thanks, guys.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-16, 10:43
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Honestly, LB, I just paste either from MS Word, Word Processor, or from googling it. All those commands work, too, but worth fuck all to memorize for some symbol you're going to use twice a year.
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Old 2010-07-16, 13:49
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Don't want to hijack this too much and feel free to delete these, but I write recipes and that looks a heck of a lot better. Most of what I've learned on the computer has been self taught. I didn't have it in school like all of you guys. If I had listened to my dad when I was in school I might have, but computers were a whole nother thing back then.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2010-07-16, 16:03
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Yeah, you definitely don't want to take the spotlight off Chris' masterpiece.

Here's a complete list of all the character codes to use with the Alt+# thing: http://www.tedmontgomery.com/tutorial/altchrc.html

Or, you can just hold down all and punch in random numbers like me! ╨↕-4♪j←♪♫☼►◄↕‼►♪▼@T☻∟$y
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Old 2010-07-16, 19:57
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I discovered it by accident, but never saw a chart. Thank you for that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-08-30, 17:17
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Chris, I've revisited this piece once again and it still has me in tears. I would literally pay money to have someone (preferably you) post a recording of it being read aloud.

Please, someone...
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Old 2012-09-01, 16:11
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Well, there's green boogery stuff in it so why don't you do it, Paddy? You're green and boogery, ya limey.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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