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Old 2012-06-26, 12:52
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He's bad! He's black! He's 28!

Happy fucking birthday, you urine drinker. My gift is reminding you of the greatest gift ever made for you by Paddy: http://www.myspace.com/myfriendisbrown
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Old 2012-06-26, 15:27
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Old 2012-06-26, 17:44
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Old 2012-06-27, 05:56
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Happy birthday!! Hugs 2 u!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2012-06-28, 05:59
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Happy fucking birthday, you urine drinker. My gift is reminding you of the greatest gift ever made for you by Paddy: http://www.myspace.com/myfriendisbrown


Always loved that page.
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Old 2012-06-28, 12:38
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2012-06-28, 16:49
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Old 2012-06-29, 06:51
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Chris is having birthday goodtimes, of which I approve with great gusto.

Hope you had a good one chief
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Old 2012-06-29, 10:18
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Happy birthday! Let's get drunk and filthy!
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Old 2012-06-30, 05:49
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Everytime I watch Family Guy now they have commercials for Black Dynamite and I think of our Chris.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-06-30, 10:05
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That was really, really racist, LB.
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Old 2012-06-30, 12:29
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But he's so secksay! It's not racist if you're old.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-07-02, 06:43
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Aw, hawd on naw! I didn't be thinkin this was some happay Chris BD thread shat!

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Old 2012-07-10, 06:36
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There's no way Chris is only 28
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Old 2012-07-10, 07:03
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As a black man with a life expectancy of 55 years of age he thinks pretending to be 28 when he's actually 36 is gonna buy him some time. That's black guy maths for ya!

You can't outwit hypertension with mathematics. You could probably gain a few years if you throw a few riddles at it, though. My uncle beat liver cancer with "what gets wet as it dries?".
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Old 2012-07-10, 15:15
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Jello?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-07-11, 14:02
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There's no way Chris is only 28

28 is already too fucking old, as far as I'm concerned.

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As a black man with a life expectancy of 55 years of age he thinks pretending to be 28 when he's actually 36 is gonna buy him some time. That's black guy maths for ya!

You can't outwit hypertension with mathematics. You could probably gain a few years if you throw a few riddles at it, though. My uncle beat liver cancer with "what gets wet as it dries?".

55 seems pretty liberal, to be honest.
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Old 2012-07-11, 16:18
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Jello?
Knowing how hicks tend to use jello I'd have to say "yes".

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28 is already too fucking old, as far as I'm concerned.
28 is more annoying than I imagine 29 will be. 28 is the too old to be young and too young to be old. 29 is like "yeah, well you're pretty much there" like you're already 30, whereas 27 is young enough that your death will still get a sympathetic mention on the local news.

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55 seems pretty liberal, to be honest.
For a guy who spends all of his free time fraternising with snakes and spiders, you may be right!
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