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Old 2009-03-23, 16:49
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Old 2009-03-23, 16:50
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Oh it's just one of those Necrophagia-clips.
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Old 2009-03-24, 00:10
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Oh it's just one of those Necrophagia-clips.

yeah. those guys are a fuckin joke
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Old 2009-03-24, 07:32
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This one isn't terribly gross, just fucking funny

Death Metal Porn.


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Old 2009-04-03, 08:20
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-04-05, 18:15
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W......T.......F
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Old 2009-04-05, 21:52
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hahah i showed that to my gf and she dry-heaved.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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Old 2009-04-05, 21:58
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Haha yeah it is pretty revolting.

You should buy one of those pumps and give it to her, just to see the look on her face
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Bump!

Did you hear the one about the Canadian bisexual porn star who murdered a guy and sent body parts to various politicians after eating a few himself? Well, here's how he procured said parts:

Obviously NSFW
http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/...a-murder.16849/

I was laughing at frankly indefensible volumes at various points in this clip. See if you can figure out which!

Something a little less nihilistic:

Russian Mafia Hitman Performs a "Hit"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=942_1337867910

If I ever have a hit put out on me (that is, if Bobbi can sell enough turnip smoothies to raise the requisite funding) I want this guy to do it.
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Old 2012-06-03, 14:45
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Old 2012-06-04, 01:29
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I just wanted to thank you guys. I was reading through the entire thread again, watched a couple of videos and now I'm about to puke. fml
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Old 2012-06-04, 05:46
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I love what this forum does for my browser history.
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Old 2012-06-05, 09:54
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I don't feel like making the mistakes you guys are making haha. I SHALL CLICK NOTHING!
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Old 2012-06-05, 11:06
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Well, it's your loss man. Like, I understand if you're a little, like, you know scared, perhaps, but it's totally your decision and I'm sure we all will respect you none the less for it.
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