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Old 2012-05-05, 19:56
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'Cheap Mac' isn't a thing. It's like 'analog penetration' or 'straight Dylan,' just two words put together that may work grammatically and appear to have meaning, but don't make no damn sense.


'Cheap anything' is merely a matter of how many figures your bank account is sporting. Like, having the term 'matter wave' make sense is merely a matter of piling on the negative orders of magnitude.
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Old 2012-05-07, 08:56
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hahaha I suppose you're right, PST. If only PCs had a reverse boot camp function. Does anybody know if that exists? I would think Paddy would have heard of it by now if it did.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2012-05-07, 09:39
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It exists, I just can't remember the name.
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Old 2012-05-08, 07:13
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'Cheap Mac' isn't a thing. It's like 'analog penetration' or 'straight Dylan,' just two words put together that may work grammatically and appear to have meaning, but don't make no damn sense.

I agree. Also, fuck Steve Jobs.
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Old 2012-05-09, 17:44
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his body would be so gross if you did that right now.
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Old 2012-05-10, 05:37
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his body would be so gross if you did that right now.


However, I do imagine the concept of multiple penetration being somewhat easier.
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Old 2012-05-10, 23:39
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You could simply create new orifices by thrusting hard enough.
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Old 2012-05-11, 05:25
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This line of reasoning gives new meaning to the PST-quote in your sig. It's all a matter of perception.
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Old 2012-05-11, 08:14
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Well, no. While 'cheap' is certainly a relative property, for something to merit being a 'cheap something,' it has to be inexpensive relative to other objects of the same type. It's inherent in the cost of the thing, and no Mac can have it while there are so many other personal computers out there that wreck their bottom line like a porn star's anal elasticity. Now, if you have enough money, the differences between the cost of things may seem much smaller, it's true, but they are still there as a baseline for comparison.

Which is to say, just because you can afford it doesn't make it cheap. Just as your inability to afford it doesn't necessarily make it expensive. These things are determined by market forces, and the invisible hand of the market doesn't give a fuck about how much money you as an individual have.

I should also not that 'cheap' may signify the quality of a thing, regardless of its asking cost - and specifically a discrepancy between a low level of the former and a high level of the latter - and in that sense some may argue that all Macs are 'cheap.' Obviously not me, though.

Steve Jobs probably deserves whatever lovin' you guys can give him. I suggest a Joe and Chris double team. You can describe it to Cannibal Corpse afterwards.
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Old 2012-05-11, 20:02
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You can describe it to Cannibal Corpse afterwards.
Well, that was the idea from the beginning. They're running out of interesting song titles, you know.
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Old 2012-05-15, 08:04
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I think Anal Cunt should make a song for an iPhone app that is 15 seconds long and has him staring at you and then say "you're dead." How about that?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2012-05-20, 07:13
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I've just included in my signature a website my eldest son has for anyone interested in bipolar or other mental health issues. The characteristics run in my family and he wants to help others as he's been helped. If you have friends, family, or thoughts of your own mental health, or would just like to see things from a different view, give a look. He's open to questions for topics, too. He's a very open minded and intelligent person who has gone from one extreme to the other in wellness and is still striving for the best balance for himself. Thanks for checking it out. http://www.bipolarmanifesto.com/
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Old 2012-05-20, 18:14
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I think Anal Cunt should make a song for an iPhone app that is 15 seconds long and has him staring at you and then say "you're dead." How about that?

Seth died, mang. Dying's gay.
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Old 2012-05-22, 03:34
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And sad. I was deleting stuff in my pm's and found a couple from moe when he started writing for textbroker where I write. Signed JJ. Got me a bit choked up. Call me crazy, but I can't delete those just yet.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-05-23, 01:19
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That's one of the places my wife writes for. How long did it take you to get bumped up to a 4star?
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Old 2012-05-23, 10:28
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That's cool. I started as a 4 star. My son is doing a lot of web designs and other stuff branching out from it. He writes way better than I ever will though. Out of about 200 articles I've only had 2 3star so far.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-05-24, 00:59
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Ahh. That's to hear about the 4star. From what she told me yesterday someone she wrote an article for hired her as a 4 star or something like that. Not sure how the system works. The money you earn from 3 to 4 is quite a difference.
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Old 2012-05-24, 04:05
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Yeah, it all depends on how long the article is, too. It's fun though and a bit of a challenge. I've written music reviews, recipes, travel, blog entries, and all sorts of stuff. I think what your wife had was a direct order. It's nice when a client approaches you to do a piece for them. My son is bipolar and doesn't like interacting with too many people and he's always loved writing and books so this is a perfect outlet for him and he makes money, too.

Any of you guys and girls that want some extra income that's absolutely not a scam, it might be something for you to look into. You all write as well or better than I do so I don't think you'd have any trouble getting hired. There's no set hours or topics except word counts and the time the client asks the article to be done by. The only thing I don't write is stuff I wouldn't be comfortable writing or feel like it would be against my own ideas, or something that I might want my name on.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-05-25, 00:01
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Old 2012-05-25, 02:32
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Yea, well, our plans for complete and total world domination has as of yet not come much further since your last visit. Paddy said he had an idea, but I think he got distracted by some goat porn. As for the rest of us, we're currently following the Doctrine of Getting Our Shit Together.
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