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View Poll Results: If you could vote again, would you vote for me or Dylan to leave the forum?
Paddy 3 60.00%
Dylan (this one) 2 40.00%
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Old 2011-12-24, 16:58
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Really? REALLY?

Should we all just resign ourselves to the fact that no cunt's birthday would ever show up on our radar if I didn't make a cunting thread for it?

D&Q is the only member here who hasn't aggravated my anal polyps at one time or another and it is with great gusto and penile tingling that I wish him a happy - and unfortunately timed - birthday.

By the way, I honestly don't think you look like Mr. Bean. You do, however, bear an uncanny resemblance to Rowan Atkinson.

Much love D-Dawg.

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Old 2011-12-24, 18:13
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Happy birthday, DQ. Huggles and all that there stuff.

Paddy, when did I last aggravate you? I think you're fibbing on Christmas Eve.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-12-24, 20:27
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Old 2011-12-24, 23:02
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Paddy, when did I last aggravate you?
Just now!

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Why did I vote?
I don't know why, but the important thing is you got the answer right.
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Old 2011-12-25, 08:29
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REALLY. You just make this too damn easy.

Have a good one, D&Q!
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Old 2011-12-25, 17:25
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Thanks dawgs. I sat around the house but wasn't able to masturbate since I am at my family's house for the holidays
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Old 2011-12-25, 19:32
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Why did I vote?


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Thanks dawgs. I sat around the house but wasn't able to masturbate since I am at my family's house for the holidays

Hahahaha!

When I was young I had a lot of guilt over jerking off so I'd always SWEAR I wouldn't on Christmas... usually did anyway.
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Old 2011-12-27, 09:19
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Whichever one deleted my pollthread (I know it was you!)
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Old 2011-12-27, 19:55
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Don't ruin d&q's birthday thread with your bitching. I deleted your thread because it was the typically inane, unintentionally trolling bullshit you usually post and in no way justified it's own thread.

If you want to complain about it, that's cool, but do so in the RTT.
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Old 2012-02-09, 08:19
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im sorry for ruining d&q's birthday thread.. I really appreciate the birthday thread you guys made me. It meant something. *can't find the right smiley*
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Old 2012-02-10, 07:25
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How about this one?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2012-02-10, 17:27
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How about this one?

I just google img'd "emo"... DAMN... is it that fuckin' bad?

Yes, yes it is... I've seen t'em.

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Don't ruin d&q's birthday thread with your bitching. I deleted your thread because it was the typically inane, unintentionally trolling bullshit you usually post and in no way justified it's own thread.

If you want to complain about it, that's cool, but do so in the RTT.


Maddox invents a word, and you use it. Maddox creates the problem, and then he creates the solution. It's NEW WORLD ORDER!!!
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Old 2012-02-10, 18:36
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*ahem* Don't know about the drunk, but stupid? So just how pretty are you, Dyspepsia?
Maddox is still around? Wow.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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