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Old 2011-10-14, 01:51
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Wait, aren't the two of you basically the same age, Joe? The implications are horrid, as well as amusing.

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The third line being "I'm little more than a rose pruner with ideas above my station."?


Way above any station you care to name.
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Old 2011-10-14, 07:52
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Paddy is around 28 and I'm 22. So he could totally be my father.

To really explain the whole R.I.P thing, though, Paddy and I were having a little sig war (that he started). I forget exactly what he was changing my signature to but there were a few lines of battle before I wiped the whole thing and listed him as dead. Now it is a sad reminder of that day and his passing

His ghost may even continue to haunt my signature from time to time... gotta keep an eye out...
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Old 2011-10-15, 10:21
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Old 2011-10-15, 12:31
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d&q if you can keep at that they're a good place to work. At least around here they are. Congrats.

NOW ALL YOU OTHER SLACKERS GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND GET A JOB! I did.

I talk to bunny away from here occasionally that's why I knew she doesn't like fb. so nyah.
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Old 2011-10-15, 13:06
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Old 2011-10-15, 13:50
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9.50/hr, but 250 is taken out to pay the union, Colorado is not a "right to work" state

So far I'm just hired for the holiday season, but there is an opportunity for it to become permanent, I'll probably try to move on though.
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Old 2011-10-15, 19:03
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Old 2011-10-15, 19:07
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9.50/hr, but 250 is taken out to pay the union, Colorado is not a "right to work" state

So far I'm just hired for the holiday season, but there is an opportunity for it to become permanent, I'll probably try to move on though.



dude i live in longmont, co we should get shitfaced. if you dont want to i am shifaced already so HA 0________0 fuck longtucky
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Old 2011-10-16, 05:23
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That's a long way to go from Fort Collins just to get drunk. I will take on the offer if I get to fuck your mom, sister, dog, anything with a pink hole basically.
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Old 2011-10-16, 14:12
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I talk to bunny away from here occasionally that's why I knew she doesn't like fb.
Be that as it may, evidence gathered from long-distance conversations conducted via Ouija boards aren't admissible in court. And no, a full moon doesn't improve the reception, the same way it doesn't improve the taste of spunk when I'm at the park.
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Old 2011-10-17, 10:51
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Just found out about this: http://contributor.yahoo.com/ Since I'm unemployed, I signed up and wrote some reviews.

Fuck yea. I've made 6 cents. wut wut.
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Old 2011-10-17, 13:22
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Just found out about this: http://contributor.yahoo.com/ Since I'm unemployed, I signed up and wrote some reviews.

Fuck yea. I've made 6 cents. wut wut.
That'll get you 7 handjobs from Bobbi.

NOT FOR PANSIES
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/176...nde_peuter.html

A toddler in China is run over by a truck in a busy alleyway (busy in terms of the number of pedestrians walking up and down it). The truck drives slowly towards her, the driver must be able to see her but hits her anyway, then he stops with the kid laying between the front and back wheel, and then very slowly starts driving again, squashing her body even more with the back wheel. She's laying there pissing blood and dozens of people walk and drive passed her, most without even acknowledging she's there (except for being careful not to step on her blood). She gets run over a second time by another truck, this time obliterating her leg. Again, more time passes, more people don't give too much of a fuck, then a woman comes to her "aid" - she grabs the kid like a sack of spuds and drags her off the road, probably tearing her insides up even more in the process, and this is apparently the extent of her involvement. Another woman sees the kid after a while and picks her up and takes her away, just in time for my orgasm.

The kid is in hospital, but was recently declared brain dead. The two truck drivers were caught/arrested, and I hope they have their organs harvested after their inevitable execution in the back of a blacked-out bus.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Old 2011-10-17, 15:09
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That'll get you 7 handjobs from Bobbi.

NOT FOR PANSIES
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/176...nde_peuter.html

A toddler in China is run over by a truck in a busy alleyway (busy in terms of the number of pedestrians walking up and down it). The truck drives slowly towards her, the driver must be able to see her but hits her anyway, then he stops with the kid laying between the front and back wheel, and then very slowly starts driving again, squashing her body even more with the back wheel. She's laying there pissing blood and dozens of people walk and drive passed her, most without even acknowledging she's there (except for being careful not to step on her blood). She gets run over a second time by another truck, this time obliterating her leg. Again, more time passes, more people don't give too much of a fuck, then a woman comes to her "aid" - she grabs the kid like a sack of spuds and drags her off the road, probably tearing her insides up even more in the process, and this is apparently the extent of her involvement. Another woman sees the kid after a while and picks her up and takes her away, just in time for my orgasm.

The kid is in hospital, but was recently declared brain dead. The two truck drivers were caught/arrested, and I hope they have their organs harvested after their inevitable execution in the back of a blacked-out bus.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Proves that those goddamn nips really don't have souls.
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Old 2011-10-17, 15:27
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Nips = Japs, these boys are rice-flavoured Chinksters. Only a racist would assume they're the same thing! Here, let me educate you:

Chinese Eyes

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Japanese Eyes

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Chinese/Japanese Interbreeding Eyes

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Jap's Eye of Chinese Trannies

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Old 2011-10-17, 16:15
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Only a racist would assume they're the same thing!


Well, either way we should have killed them all back in Nam!!!
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Old 2011-10-17, 23:43
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I was so, so hoping that was a real link .
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Old 2011-10-19, 10:12
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