2006-06-15, 10:22
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bugfucker strikes back.
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...I wish that made sense... 
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2006-06-15, 15:45
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New Blood
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So one day they decided to open up Mozart's grave, and they found him sitting in there with a pile of sheet music and an eraser, erasing all of his music. They asked him "what are you doing?" and Mozart replied "I'm decomposing" ....
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2006-06-15, 16:01
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MotörCat
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heh
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2006-06-16, 10:38
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Thats really funny haha. Too true.. too true
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you guys suck
i can read sheet music for guitar its just how should i put this.... A BITCH
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so i guess its kinda nice for leads but i thought it sucked ass for soloing
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2006-06-16, 13:56
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Holy shit PST needs to edit that post by Problematic....
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2007-04-10, 19:16
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How to you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?
Put sheet music in front of him.
How do you get him to turn it down more?
Put notes on it.
How do you get two guitar players to play counterpoint?
Have them sight read the sheet music.
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Db Dim 7 b9
So that would be...Db Fb Abb Cbb Ebb.
Fuckin' crazy...
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2007-04-25, 12:18
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Originally Posted by koglos
So one day they decided to open up Mozart's grave, and they found him sitting in there with a pile of sheet music and an eraser, erasing all of his music. They asked him "what are you doing?" and Mozart replied "I'm decomposing" ....
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Keep checking for new crap.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2007-04-25, 12:40
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Originally Posted by Vittu0666
How to you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?
Put sheet music in front of him.
How do you get him to turn it down more?
Put notes on it.
How do you get two guitar players to play counterpoint?
Have them sight read the sheet music.
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Ahhhh great joke to follow the counterpoint thread  |
2007-04-25, 19:25
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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Originally Posted by problematic
Awwwww, der der lil DiSs3cTi0n lolz.
Mummi isn't home now, but wen she comes she will wisten to aaallll your pwoblems. you'll feel better when the dislodges the paint can in you ass.
Awwww Awwww swweetie willy dissection awww so cute. What a cutie pie.
Awwwwww feel better honey?
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2007-05-02, 13:49
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This isn't really a joke, but my mate Keith once got out of maths because he said he had anacrusis in his fingers.
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2008-04-24, 16:54
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Originally Posted by unanything
This isn't really a joke, but my mate Keith once got out of maths because he said he had anacrusis in his fingers.
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metal... I'm gonna try that sometime
but anyway, I'm a guitarist and I can read sheet music... but I'm also a pianist, saxophonist, and zylaphonist also ha
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going into an ejaculating spazz attack
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I play lead guitar in a band called Elpium Eyeballs. We're workin on our first album, to be called Hookah
Last edited by Corruption : 2008-04-24 at 17:02.
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2009-07-20, 20:05
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theory jokes
WOW!! Lol
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2010-03-09, 19:21
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WOW!! Lol
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These are funny jokes.
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