Watching more of their videos and listening to them... I'm starting to like them. They suck as musicians, but goddamn they're hilarious.

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The "OMGZ WE'RE TOTALLY RANDOMS!!!" approach is so far from being hilarious its painful. I pray they all get curb-stomped by large, angry elephants in steel-toed boots.

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+1

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Haha I love when this thread's corpse gets reanimated. Cue Scientologistesque fanboys/girls seeping out of the cracks with their clannish psychoses, informing our closed-off minds with their sacred truth that IWABO isn't a bucket of partially cooked festering sperms being funnelled directly into their eardrums wherein they burrow a network of cavernous Swiss cheese-like catacombs to house their curdled excrement, stockpiled for future discussions about the credibility of IWABO and their horrid music, at which point it shall be dished out in thick helpings should reasoned arguments to the contrary prove too much for their withered, prune-like brains.

I can't remember if anyone brought this up - and I can't be arsed re-reading the entire thread to find out - but "IWrestledABearOnce" is very likely the worst band name I've ever heard. It stinks of forced quirkiness, which paradoxically fits in perfectly with their music. Paradoxically, because it turns out that it's actually a very apt band name; you know exactly what you're gonna get, which is bloody blobs of lung-butter from snotty little wankers with $100 haircuts.

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Ok, so what are you drinking man? Haha.

Seriously though, I fucking detest this pseudo-surrealist "random" mindset and backwards, retarded grasp of irony that so many of these bands and their followings have, it's nothing more than a bunch of of spoiled little rich kids attempting to be shocking and edgy, a bit like posh boy student-hippies who think that smoking hemp and listening to the Beatles means they lead an alternative lifestyle, or supposed anarcho anti-capitalist types who go to their protests wearing expensive designer clothing and taping it on Sony camcorders that their mommy and daddy have paid for.

My friend's band played a show with IWABO. After the set, he hung out with a few of the members, a part of the conversation going a little something like this...

My friend: "You guys are awesome. That shit was crazy."
IWABO: "Are you serious? We suck. It's a joke, dude."

That makes them even more unfunnier

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Any female that can/is willing to vocalize like that has a job in the industry. Hell, I'de start a band with one just for the money, which I would use to support "Side projects," aka better bands.

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You may want to reword to something like "I'd start a band with a female vocalist just for the money, which I would struggle to use for supporting myself. Then I would struggle with finding time to work in side project bands, which i would take more seriously than the female fronted band, and wonder why I'm wasting time in that female fronted band."

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fuku

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Sorry, Executive, but you've just been nailed, son! Come on, Dystopia! Let's high five to celebrate your brutal nailing of that MEANIE! Don't leave me hanging, bro!

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*high five*

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Bears can't tango.

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Dude, I would SO love to armbar a bear, or possibly triangle choke. Yeah, that would look cool, and is totally possible.

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Hey! Hey! Remember when Execrator was all liek blah blah blah bands are hard blah blah fart. and then you were all like ya rite fuku bich. That was ossum.

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