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Old 2009-03-16, 12:37
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Old 2009-03-16, 13:38
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What can i say? my morality has been altered because Metaltabs convinced me that porn is great! I tell yah, when Chris told me to go get laid, and then proceeded to defend porn... I WAS IN!


The hilariously obvious nugget of truth is that I never, in any point of my discussion, ever defended pornography in any way, shape, or form. There goes that comprehension thing again...

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rationally defending opinions based on morals may not be very easy.


Rational thought of any type really isn't your strong point, sweet pea. Blatantly changing the argument and pretending that everybody is picking on you for some unknown and nefarious reason is really where you excel. Rational thought gets you a lot farther in life, though. Maybe you should work on that.

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Because every person in this entire thread was open to opinions that were different than their own.


...like the dehumanization of an entire group of arbitrarily chosen people. In honor of timedragon's everflowing tears, I'll try to keep my mind open the next time a neo-nazi comes to board, loudly states his opinion, then refuses to valide it.

Everyone should have an open mind except the whiny bitches with the loud, forceful, sociopathic opinions. Otherwise, you're just all picking on them, and that isn't fair!

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If you honestly cant see why Im not going to give my reasons for feeling that porn is immoral, then thats just too bad


I can see... Unfortunately, you simply won't admit that your girl left you for porn or that your mother was a whore or that you spent $50 one night and all you got was genital warts. The reason why you won't admit why is either because your opinion isn't based on personal knowledge (which would make you a hypocrite) or your personal knowledge is based on a experiences that paint you in a negatively light.

So instead, you run away and hide like a coward. You build a wall of martyrdom around yourself, where you are benevolent and just, where everyone around you is constantly picking on you for no good reason at all. You don't have the guts to really examine yourself to determine what is that draws such negative reactions. You are a terrified little boy, and it shows... it shows when you run from my rebuttals like a slave from the bloodhounds, and it shows in every single one of your decidua flowing posts.
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Oh, and Infinity got banned?


We can't ban timedragon for being a whiny, misogynist imbecile who loudly boasts his moronic opinions, then cries about how everyone is picking on him because nobody shares his incredibly stupid, caveman ideals.

I mean, we can, but it really isn't proper to, and I'm certainly not going to. Beside this unfortunate episode that he brought entirely onto himself, his whining and annoying behavior isn't really much of a bother to me, personally. The forum is largely populated by teenagers going through hormone shifts and growing pains, so his behavior, while admittedly bizarre and off-putting for his age, is (to a lesser extent) something I'm already used to.
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Old 2009-03-16, 17:09
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Old 2009-03-16, 21:54
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Godamnit I'm drunk and it's not even 8 Pm here. This fucking argument was almost finished, damnit well I don't think TD is ever gonna fuckin post in response to the porn/sex/vagina shit again so we should give up. I have to admit that you guys (Chris & John) put a good effort of logic into this debate. Good cheers

EDIT: I'm gonna walk to rite-aid!
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Old 2009-03-17, 02:17
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I just blew a load at some hardcore rape hentai comics.


Stick that in your sig and smoke a bowl of stfu.

And to stick more random words in;

Morning Burst, 7up, Guinness.

edit- masturbation affects spelling.
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Old 2009-03-17, 02:55
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Speaking of masturbation, I didn't walk to rite-aid.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-17, 05:22
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I just blew a load at some hardcore rape hentai comics.

Is this true?
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Old 2009-03-17, 06:49
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Old 2009-03-17, 08:29
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I just blew a load at some hardcore rape hentai comics.


Wooow nice! You`re hardcore.

It`s 2 pm and I`m not drunk...What a horrible day
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Old 2009-03-17, 09:54
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Happy St. Patrick's Day you Irish bastards!

I have friends that have been at the pubs since 7am this morning. I did that last year..it did not end well. haha. I'm taking this year off so that the places I got kicked out off will forget who I am.
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Old 2009-03-17, 11:56
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Happy St. Patrick's Day you Irish bastards!

I have friends that have been at the pubs since 7am this morning. I did that last year..it did not end well. haha. I'm taking this year off so that the places I got kicked out off will forget who I am.
Same to you chief! And to everyone else who isn't as infuriated by this holiday as I am

7am's a wee bit early though, even by Irish standards haha.
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Old 2009-03-17, 12:28
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Wow.

I didn't even know it was St. Patrick's day. The funny thing is we bought a bottle of Vodka and a shit load of different items for creating mixed drinks.
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Old 2009-03-17, 12:32
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Is this true?

Somewhat;

They're Hardcore, and at first it is rape, but eventually the women see the men's/hermaphrodite's/tentacles' side of the issue and are swayed from screaming no. So it's not so much rape as it is debate and healthy persuasion.
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Old 2009-03-17, 13:47
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Why`s there St.Patricks Day?
The reason for this day? I`m too lazy to look it up.

Anyway:
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Old 2009-03-17, 14:19
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Somewhat;

They're Hardcore, and at first it is rape, but eventually the women see the men's/hermaphrodite's/tentacles' side of the issue and are swayed from screaming no. So it's not so much rape as it is debate and healthy persuasion.


Well, as long as the victim's small sacrifice can benefit the rapist in a positive psychological way, then everything is ok. Especially since it only starts out as rape and eventually becomes a mutual understanding that creates a perfect melding of trust and healing.

Thanks for clearing that up
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Old 2009-03-17, 14:37
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Wow you just made it more confusing than I did.

LEt's just simplify it; The women being raped are in-the-closet sluts, and the rapist's goal is to bring them out of the closet.... with his penis. Everybody wins; rapist gets some poon, and the women free themselves from the shackles of a christo-fascist society hellbent on modesty and celebacy outside of marriage.

.... ok, that wasn't simplified.
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Old 2009-03-17, 14:49
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Crazy perverted Japanese porn industry draws up comics of women with severe nymphomania who end up in situations where they are being raped, but end up enjoying it as a result of said mental condition.

Either way it's hilarious, and everyone wins
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Old 2009-03-17, 14:50
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Somewhat;

They're Hardcore, and at first it is rape, but eventually the women see the men's/hermaphrodite's/tentacles' side of the issue and are swayed from screaming no. So it's not so much rape as it is debate and healthy persuasion.


Rape: Its just physical persuasion. Keep raping 'em and they'll get it.
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Old 2009-03-17, 14:51
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Why`s there St.Patricks Day?
The reason for this day? I`m too lazy to look it up.

Anyway:
St. Paddy's Day commemorates the day that the first ever Irishman was ejaculated into existence by one of Chuck Norris' ancestors, peace be upon him. Some say that if you sniff hard enough you can still smell the sour man-yoghurt from an Irishman's shoulder-meat.

"Paddy" just happened to be what people shouted during an orgasm back then, in the same way we shout "Jumanji!" today.
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Old 2009-03-17, 14:55
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Rape: Its just physical persuasion. Keep raping 'em and they'll get it.

Give that bitch a little SEXUAL HEALING
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