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Old 2002-12-24, 14:30
ASOMVEL ASOMVEL is offline
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Drummer Needed

ASOMVEL have parted with drummer Klepto.Auditions are currently being held.

www.asomvel.com for info.
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Old 2002-12-24, 20:40
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you are a tool. but you are lucky, cuz this forum's mod isn't around anymore........

your sig, "A DREAM TO SOME...A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS"
i dont get it? does it have something to do with molesting little boys? a dream to you, but a nightmare to a little boy?

why was the drummer called Klepto? How about Homo? that seems more fitting...........
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Old 2002-12-24, 20:43
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another thing, didnt you get it from your last thread? nobody gives a shit about your gay band. the few people who see this thread are from all over the world. Remeber what slayme said? musicians-classified.com

this is the wrong place for a shitty band audition...........

God, if you are this dumb, I cant see why anyone would want to be in such a gathering of retards like your band......
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Old 2002-12-25, 08:41
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Your issues need some attention & the rest of you kids for that matter!The world's problems are a result of your kind of fucked up attitude towards people!Mummy should have smacked your respective arses a long time ago!!!
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Old 2002-12-25, 09:22
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if we're such assholes, then why do you keep coming here?


i dont see how the attitude of telling you to stop spamming is causing the world's problems...................

did Osama bin Laden get pissed cuz he tried to spam his band on a forum, and people from the U.S. told him to fuck off, so he decided to bomb the place?
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Old 2002-12-25, 09:53
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You're spamming ass needs to be assraped by some mod here man, you're really asking for it.

it's not that we're always asses to newbies but your attitudes derserves some bitching, you're bringing onto yourself.
if you just posted 1 thread about your drummer in chit chat there wouldn't even be any problem, but NOOO you had to make 14523 threads about your kleptomaniac drummer dude.
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Old 2002-12-25, 14:55
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Your issues need some attention & the rest of you kids for that matter!The world's problems are a result of your kind of fucked up attitude towards people!Mummy should have smacked your respective arses a long time ago!!!


Okay... listen you rotten scrotom.

Just about every freakin' forum I go to I see something about your band needing another dummy and the rest of the folks getting pissed off. If you would have stayed in school, you would have learned better social skills and learn how to take a hint.. hell people were telling you straight up. If the way we act reflect's on the world's problems - then fuck! we must be kings or something. Also I think - I THINK you would be advertising in the wrong place no matter where you go on this site, caz I doubt there will be many people who'd want to be in band with a bunch of 30/40 year old's.

Nice try though - child molester.

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did Osama bin Laden get pissed cuz he tried to spam his band on a forum, and people from the U.S. told him to fuck off, so he decided to bomb the place?


HAHA. I bet so. OBL probably wanted to one of the mainstream bands that was on MTV. It probably played out like this.

OBL: let me work in america. let me and my band be on MTV.
USA: No, fuck off you hairy bastard.
OBL: But we are quite a band. I am the tenor and I play the triangle. My band could could influnence children today and make the younger girls dress more conservative.
USA: WE SAID FUCK OFF YOU DILDO! Hell, we like our younger girls to dress like sluts, and show us their goodies.
OBL: But -
USA: I swear, if you don't shut up. I'll bomb your freakin' country.
OBL: Not if I bomb yours first.
USA: Shut up, and go to your fucking local McDonalds and cram it.

the rest is history.

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Old 2002-12-25, 18:26
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you guys are going to get him all worked up, he might fall and break his hip!
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Old 2002-12-25, 18:49
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You love it!!!
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Old 2002-12-26, 12:39
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We love your music? no, your band is gay........
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Old 2002-12-26, 14:18
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Hargh! Hargh! Fuck off out of here unless you are a drummer!! Arse bandits like you & your soft mates should know better as you are such sticklers for the bloody rule book!!!

P.S. Sort yourself out,I mean,just look at you!!!
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Old 2002-12-26, 14:48
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i'll be your drummer
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Old 2002-12-26, 15:14
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Up yours,Dick-Splash!!!!
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Old 2002-12-26, 16:31
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Hargh! Hargh! Fuck off out of here unless you are a drummer!! Arse bandits like you & your soft mates should know better as you are such sticklers for the bloody rule book!!!

P.S. Sort yourself out,I mean,just look at you!!!


You, my friend - deserve the award for being no better than a bunch of AMERICAN 12 year old girls!!! Congrats.

P.S. Aren't there random boys running around in your yard that need to be molested?

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Old 2002-12-27, 01:03
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maybe you can molest the little boys, then teach them to play some grooovy drums ...in the style of the ELVIS!! YEAH!! \m/ ....aint nothin but hound dawg..thank you, thank you very much
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